YES! I mean…maybe? Actually, the more I think of it (and the more I look at that creepy photo of him holding that bunny), the more it seems like a very bad idea. But, given the opportunity, Miss Barter, YOU should totally go for it! Pauly Shore > Deep Purple.

IS making out with Pauly Shore better than making out with a guy claiming to be the replacement guitarist for Deep Purple….who sleazes around Long Island, trolling for girls?

Careful. He’s known as a whore and a sex addict.

Oh. OH. Well, this changes EVERYTHING.

I get the idea behind wanting to be able to say you made out with someone famous. But Pauly Shore? My husband and I have a one-time “celebrity clause” in our marriage. If one of us ever had the chance to make out with a hot celeb, we could take that opp – no questions asked.

I would not use that that opp on Pauly.

If by “make out” you mean “strangle with righteous anger until his tongue pops out and his bowels release” then the answer is yes.

Whoa. WTF is this? A movie about Pauly Shore going to Africa to adopt a baby… uhh.. I don’t really know what to say.

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OK. THAT clip is a good reason not to make out with Pauly Shore. Thanks, Ben!

I thought long and hard about this one… I’m sorry, nothing about Pauly Shore does it for me. Nothing. Matter of fact, thinking about it makes my stomach turn. Then add Ben’s link about being a whore… I just can’t see it. I. CANNOT. SEE. IT. Ewww.

EOC.

Laying it all out on the table here – I totally had a crush on Pauly Shore in middle school. He had me at Son-in-Law. Or maybe it was In the Army Now.

He semi-stalked a girlfriend of mine when she was in College. I’d be lying if I said I wasn’t a little jealous.

Oh, so to answer the question – yes. If nothing else to say I made out with Pauly Shore. I’m considering heading to Crackers as I write…