I know this has been out for ever and ever. I read it last year and was recently discussing it with one of my mother's friend's that is currently reading it. I could never quite put my finger on what really bothered me about it until I started talking to her.

Did it occur to anyone else that read it that this man that wrote it may have never had contact with women in his life? Like not only does he know absolutely nothing about women basically as human beings but he may have grown up in a friary? I mean so much so that he has never even seen a woman, spoken to a woman, etc.? I really do not think that he was even born from a woman, I think there is a remote possibility that he is a clone that was implanted in a cow and birthed in a bar.

I mean sure he has heard of us. He knows that we enjoy shiny things and he is pretty sure that we enjoy some sort of contact with men but as he has only had a certain type of contact with men he had to look that up in the encyclopedia britanica.

I went on Amazon to read the reviews a while back and everyone had been manually masturbating the guy for a while. I give him props for reinventing the story. I always thought my girl got the short end of the stick. BUT YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME MORE THAN THAT.

I really feel that he wrote her so poorly I completely lost any interest in her toward the end. The dang thing was also so horribly disjointed it was difficult to keep up with what was going on unless you kept notes (which I did).

All I got is this pile of rubbish is horribly overrated.