Welcome To Our Paradise
Every month, my apartment complex puts out a newsletter. Every month, it gets weirder. On the front of the newsletter this month are the following frightening and funny entries, which I find amusing enough to type out here:
Welcome To Our Paradise
To all of our new neighbors and friends, we would like to send a very special welcome. We’ll do everything we can to make your stay with us as peaceful and enjoyable as possible. From the services we offer to the amenities we provide, we know you’ll soon feel as if you’re in paradise.
Reminder
Rent is due on the first of every month. Late charges start on the sixth. We appreciate prompt payments.
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