Weapons of Choice
When faced with an encroaching hoarde...what would be your weapon of choice?
Nunchucks?
Board with a nail on the end?
I think a steel pike with head firmly mounted on top would send a nice message.
Come on now, don't be shy. What would you attack with?
Ever seen Predator? remember Jesse"the body" Ventura's chracter Blain? Remember his gun? I'll take that
words of wisdom from Blain
"Bunch of slack-jawed @#$^&'s around here. This stuff will make you a god $%^&&** sexual Tyrannosaurus, just like me."
Can I be Wolverine from the X-Men movies in this scenario? He's bad-ass.
joe.shearer : RE: Weapons of Choice More..
I liked George Clooney's jackhammer-mounted wooden stake in "From Dusk 'Till Dawn." In the event of a vampire attack I'm snatching that one from the weapons table.
I'm going to go with snakes....a la Snakes on a M-F'in Plane! or maybe boogers, no one wants to get close to one of those.
Head on a Pike...Definately.
The end is sharp and would do quite a bit of damage...and I think that the head would make a nice "THWACKing" sound when it comes into contact with an enemy
keycinemas : RE: Weapons of Choice More..
The Jewish Mafia. They could do a drive-by and ruin your credit rating.
I would need to know my enemy to choose the correct path to self preservation.
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