Twilight
'Twilight' is 'vamp lite'
Poor Bella (Kristen Stewart). The high school student just moved from Phoenix to mushy, cloudy Washington state, with a father who doesn't know her, and must attend a school where she knows no one.
Then she meets Edward Cullen (Robert Pattinson), who is everything a young girl could want:
He's handsome, brooding, pasty and red-lipped, and has a great set of fangs. Kind of like a somewhat-paler Luke Perry.
Yup, Edward is one of the walking undead who feeds on blood.
In fact, Edward's entire family comes from vampire stock, which could mean trouble except for the fact that they suppress their vamp nature. They feed only on animals, not humans, and resist the urge to go all sanguine on their girlfriends.
Naturally, Bella falls for him.
The film, based on Stephenie Meyer's "Twilight Saga" book series, presents an interesting take on vampires:
Sunlight does not kill them; the preferred method of offing them is dismemberment and burning. (There's no mention of what happens if you only do one or the other.)
But there's nothing in the human-vamp love story that hasn't been covered in a dozen or more episodes of "Buffy the Vampire Slayer" (or more recently in the HBO series "True Blood").
And the vamp-on-vamp violence that ends the film develops a bit unnaturally, as if intended to appeal to the guys in the audience (or to make Edward look a little more dangerous).
Stewart has movie-star looks, but perpetually looks like she's just been told that her cat has been killed.
The other members of the cast are fine, though they seem yanked out of the extras pool for "Gossip Girl." They're mostly pretty, generic teens who get paid to stare wistfully at the sunset and kvetch over who's going to ask them to the prom.
But there is a magnetism to Edward, whose constant thirst for blood keeps him on guard around Bella, which presumably means Edward will never become a beer-swilling couch potato, will never go bald, and will stay perpetually fresh-faced and good-looking.
There's little that's particularly interesting or unique about "Twilight," but fans of the books will no doubt fall under Edward's thrall.
And they'll love him as much as Bella does.
Twilight
Rating: 3 stars (out of five)
Rated: PG-13.
Running time: 122 min.
Starring: Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson, Billy Burke.
Director: Catherine Hardwicke.
In a word: Mild.
Posted in groups: Movies
vampires, rated pg-13, action, Billy Burke, Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Catherine Hardwicke
People here in Indiana wouldn’t know a good movie if it hit them in the face. I saw it last night, I’ve read the book about 4-5 times, and I loved it.
I don’t know if these movie critics are just boring or haven’t read the book or just plain unintellegent. Maybe they should be focusing on the audiences’ reaction rather then what they think.
This movie is based on a book that was the #1 New York Times bestseller.
It’s made for teenagers. Not old guys who sit at a desk all day trying to get a rise out of readers.
Drinky_McGee : RE: Twilight More..
Some of the Left Behind books have been #1 on the New York Times bestseller list. That doesn’t make them worth reading. And I should hope that audience reaction wouldn’t play into a critic’s musings. For example, the audience reaction to both Milli Vanilli and Hitler was very positive, but I wouldn’t suggest buying either of their albums.
I don’t know. Hitler’s ’68 comeback special — with his original backing group of Goering and Goebbels — was pretty good, especially the “Blue Suede Shoes/Blond-Haired Aryan” medley.
joe.shearer : RE: Twilight More..
I’m hurt…just when did I become an old guy? I’m only 31! C’mon!
In response, in all honesty and after reflection, I felt like I was if anything a little generous in my review. I did give it 3 stars, after all.
And Drinky is very correct that writing critically about a film has nothing to do with what other people think about the movie, but strictly and wholly what I think about the movie. I feel like I fight a constant battle not to just go with prevailing sentiments on a film, but rather give my honest opinion. To do anything else I feel would be a disservice to my loyal readers (what few that number may be).
Having said that, I’m glad you liked the film even if I didn’t so much. It’s obvious that it wasn’t made specifically for me, and I don’t have a problem with that (actually, though, I believe there are a couple of posts on this site from people who loved that book but thought the movie was lackluster).
The editor who originally gave me this job once told a reader disgruntled with my opinion of a film that the critic’s job is to give his opinion; the reader’s is to decide whether the critic’s opinion will match up with their own. You can respect the critic’s opinion without agreeing with it, and you can even potentially gauge if you’ll like a movie even when the critic does not, if you read them over time. I believe Drinky has a reader-critic relationship with my colleague Ed Johnson-Ott that is similar to that.
I guess what I’m saying is thanks, keep reading. :)
I love the fact that a movie critic’s opinion of a movie may not match my own. I love the fact that a movie critic might echo exactly what I think of a movie.
I saw Twilight with two of my daughters last night. Funny, of the three of us (40, 20 and 16), it was my teenager that liked the movie the least. I think her exact words were, “I hated it!”
Neal Taflinger : RE: Twilight More..
If people here in Indiana knew a good movie we’d have more than one theater showing them.
joe.shearer : RE: Twilight More..
As said best by the great White Goodman…Touche.
Drinky_McGee : RE: Twilight More..
That bit about finding a critic who shares your tastes is very true. Anyone who pays attention to such things will quickly determine whom they should listen to. For example, I find that I disagree with the two film critics who currently criticize for the New Yorker, especially David Denby. He can’t write a paragraph without commenting on how an actress looks. He strikes me as a bit of a sexist jackbutt, who cares more about Jolie’s lips and Johansson’s funbags than he does about whether or not the script was written by some half-wit committee of dumb. So, I don’t listen to him.
To be honest, I’ve had some trouble finding a critic I can trust since Siskel went to that big balcony in the sky. I should probably examine the track records of Messieurs Shearer and Lloyd and see how well we match. Finding your critic is a bit like dating, except there’s no sex. Usually.
I’ll admit that when I’m considering relying on a critic I will check out their blog, or whatnot and see their list of favorite movies and most of the time I will take that into consideration. If I agree with most of the list then my “respect” for that critic will determine whether or not I will see a movie on their opinion alone.
It’s also fun to get all snarky with movie critics too, I’ve been known to go a few rounds with some celebrity critics. It’s funny, because really it’s all about personal taste.
Christopher Lloyd : RE: Twilight More..
I agree with Joe — the most useful critics aren’t necessarily the ones you most agree with. I disagreed with Pauline Kael most of the time, but she was one of the true great ones.
I probably learned more about criticism from reading critics I was at odds with than ones who synced up with me all the time.
The key is for the reader and critic to develop a relationship over time where the reader has some expectations for the critic’s tastes, just as you would for a friend. If your buddy Frank says he loved the new Sylvester Stallone movie, but you happen to know that Frank is a doofus who also thought “Cliffhanger” was the best thing ever, then you’ll take it with a grain of salt.
I’ve often said this: Even the old saw, “He hated it so I know I’ll like it” is an example of a successful reader/critic relationship. The critic’s job is to inform you about what you might expect from a movie, offer an opinion, and hopefully start a community discussion about film.
Needless to say, this is impossible to achieve with wire reviews. (Yeah, yeah, I will stop flailing that expired equine.)
joe.shearer : RE: Twilight More..
Personally, I love getting feedback, whether it’s someone saying “I agree with you all the time,” or “You know nothing about movies, you’re cinematically illiterate, and your choice in footwear is highly questionable.” I don’t have to agree with someone in order to have a discussion with them about movies, and sometimes it’s fun arguing with someone about certain movies (when that person doesn’t take the discussion too seriously).
Of course I’ve had readers write me stuff all the time, mostly ranging from someone telling the editor to fire me and hire them as the reviewer, calling me a “Junket W——,” or attacking me for not liking the Robin Williams movie “RV.” And yes, those three all really happened.
Jenny Elig : RE: Twilight More..
Drinky is right — some of the crummiest things end up on the bestseller list. This movie looks like it falls right in line with that, but I’ll be happy to look at still photos of that kid with the magic hair.
Christopher Lloyd : RE: Twilight More..
Funny — when they named Pattinson as the actor who will portray Edward, there were outcries from Twilight-dom that he was too scrawny and not handsome enough to be the Vampire Love God.
$70 million over the weekend — they already greenlighted the sequel.
JulieYoung : RE: Twilight More..
Cedric Diggory playing a vampire. Wow…I guess I don’t get the hooplah myself, but listening to girls around me…they ooh and ahhh over this guy. My cousin put on his Facebook page “Why do girls fantasize about a guy who doesn’t exist?”
Drinky_McGee : RE: Twilight More..
The guy who doesn’t exist is a lot less likely to disappoint you than the guy who does.
joe.shearer : RE: Twilight More..
I have a theory (that I touched on in the review) on Edward’s appeal to women. Because he’s a “good” vamp who has taken a virtual vow of sanguine celebacy, he has to constantly hold back to avoid the horrific and perverse things he wants to do with her. In that way, he will be ontinually pining for her.
Plus, being a vampire, he’ll never get old and fat either.



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