Stories tagged with "jokes"

Sgt. John Barrow by indystar

Barrow, 44, is the head of the school’s four-person police force. With a sense of humor, he works to build relationships with students, knowing that will help if and when a... – Oct 09, 2009 at 9:57 AM in News
Critic's Corner Weekend by USA Today

E-mail Robert Bianco at rbianco@usatoday.com•Wondering why Neil Diamond would do a network special in the ratings dog-days of summer, which is when CBS is airing... – Aug 14, 2009 at 4:09 AM in Entertainment
McAdams, Bana enjoy the trip beyond 'Time Traveler's Wife' by USA Today

To view this presentation, you need to install the Flash plug-in GET IT NOW NEW YORK — The next time you need a travel companion, call Rachel McAdams.To hear Eric... – Aug 12, 2009 at 9:50 PM in Entertainment
Johnson Co. gamer investigated for threat by Jason Thomas

A Johnson County man who told investigators that he was merely testing a theory could face federal charges after he told deputies he threatened to blow up a commercial airliner.The... – Jul 14, 2009 at 11:44 AM in Johnson County
Critic's Corner Monday by USA Today

E-mail Robert Bianco at rbianco@usatoday.com• Pack your bags. The Bachelorette (ABC, tonight, 8 ET/PT) and her final four are heading for Spain, which means viewers,... – Jul 05, 2009 at 10:49 PM in Entertainment
Instead of making jokes, just try plain speaking by indystar

Dear Carolyn:So, I am supposed to fly across the country to visit the boyfriend tonight, but I am sick as a dog. Moreover, as part of a teasing conversation last night, I joked... – Apr 10, 2009 at 1:00 AM in Living
'I was honest,' Megan declares after defiant exit from 'Idol' by USA Today

Optimism, beauty and her rendition of Bob Marley's Turn Your Lights Down Low weren't enough to keep Megan Joy on American Idol. But the tattooed single mother from Utah kept... – Apr 02, 2009 at 3:17 PM in Entertainment
April Fool's jokes around the web most recent comment by Drinky_McGee

I just ran across one. I was trying to find info... – Apr 01, 2009 at 12:14 PM
The April Fool's joke I DIDN'T play on my mother most recent comment by jbartner

Amy, As you said after several years of your... – Apr 01, 2009 at 8:15 PM
Booted Idols say they lived like stars by USA Today

NEW YORK — Jorge Nunez and Jasmine Murray may not be the next American idols but at least they got to feel like they were for a short time.One thing they will miss after being... – Mar 17, 2009 at 5:36 PM in Entertainment
WHS grad in Army learns Iraqi customs by Mark Ambrogi

Army Lt. Eric Suddarth understands very little Arabic. However, the 2002 Westfield High School graduate has learned some customs in Iraq since arriving in the region last fall.... – Mar 11, 2009 at 3:34 PM in Westfield
How To Spot A Canadian - Canadian Humour, Satire and Parody most recent comment by Ben Neff

Faux-nucks is a pretty funny word. I don’t... – Jan 27, 2009 at 1:33 PM
Jon Stewart sez: Buy a book, kill some time. by The Associated Press

NEW YORK (AP) -- Jon Stewart, Barbara Walters and some other famous people would like you to buy books during the holiday season."Books make great gifts because they're an... – Dec 11, 2008 at 2:46 PM in Entertainment
Coffee Mugs most recent comment by frogmajik

My mug at work is a collector Star Trek puzzle mug... – Oct 08, 2008 at 9:47 PM
Teen to face trial on charges of posting nude pic on MySpace by sarababe

LA CROSSE, Wis. (AP) - A La Crosse teen accused of posting nude pictures of a 16-year-old girl on his MySpace page has been bound over for trial. Seventeen-year-old Alex Phillips... – May 29, 2008 at 9:52 PM in Talk
Favorite Friends Quotes most recent comment by DmAc

I hardly watched Friends while it was actually... – Feb 04, 2008 at 10:44 PM
Comedy Clubs: your favorite? most recent comment by randydaytona

Don't be afraid of the comedians, It's only... – Feb 02, 2008 at 12:24 PM
A Joke for the Cold Weather by lisa_citymouse

One day a young polar bear cub was walking home from school with a lot on her mind. It was a question of identity. So she went up to her mother who was fixing dinner and asked,... – Nov 29, 2007 at 8:50 AM in Talk