Wait, so she already had six kids under 7 before having octuplets? FOURTEEN kids under the age of seven? And there’s a rival porn company trying to keep her from doing porn by giving her diapers? This story has WTF written all over it.

Amy, I disagree completely.

Amy’s silence speaks more than any words could.

Amy’s Indy.com Lesson For The Day:

Apparently, if you put “<” and “>” on either side of a word (like if someone where to say “shuddering” to the thought of Octomom in porn), it makes said word invisible.

AT ANY RATE, I’m shuddering at the thought of Octomom in porn.

We all believe you. No really, we do.

You know what? You’re right. Instead of the invisible word “shuddering,” I really said “I’m getting really excited for the upcoming ‘Octomom: The 14th reopening.’”

I think I just threw up a lil’ bit…yep…yes I did!

So having fun with this idea, (bad, bad, so very bad idea) What do you think the name of this would be?? Harold and Kumar go spelunking!?

She should have named her 14th kid Rocky, cause that shiz is BEAT UP!! “I’m just sayin!!!”

The Octo part makes naming this potential porno a lot easier…

www.imdb.com/title/tt0086034/

Well played Ben, well played.

Fuck it, I’d watch it.

I think it would be more like a horror flick that takes place in space, rather than a porn flick.

What if it was a porn/horror/space flick? That sh*t would sell.

Does sound kind of awesome.

Isn’t a porn/horror/space movie what we’re all looking for?
I think I have to second the eloquent words of randydaytona on this one.

I’m actually extremely skeptical that such a thing doesn’t already exist …

A braver soul than I should do some googling on the subject (safe search off, of course).

I am just thinking that anything that scares the “wood” out of ya…kinda defeats the purpose of being a “porno.”

Again…“I’m just sayin’!”

If they are doing a Grand Canyon documentary on what NOT to do the vagina, I guess I would watch..

Of course she’s going to have to do porn. That’s what all good Americans do when the shit hits the fan (financially). That or sell drugs. Drugs are bad. Sex is dirty but natural.

The bigger question is… what will her porno be called?

1. “Eight Ain’t Enough” (Classic Gangbang Flick)from the old TV show “Eight Is Enough”
2. Obviously, “Milk” where she will play the Mayor. Based of Sean Penn’s latest smash of the same title.
3. “OctaMomPussy” based on the 007, “Octapussy”. She will play a Bond like figure, attempting to get impregnated by a variety of villainous characters.

I know somebody has better stuff than this. I just wanted to get the party started.