In honor of Cinco de Mayo, we asked Indy.com users to take a shot at a tequila haiku. Here were our top favorites, as voted by experienced tequila drinkers who could identify.

To read all of the submissions, visit the following page:

http://www.indy.com/posts/win-so...

The top four winners will be published in the April 30 edition of Indy.com the magazine. And, as promised, the first-prize winner will get Indy.com swag, plus one choice of prize from the Indy.com editor’s junk drawer. Those prizes include:

1. Level Two of Behind-the-Wheel Spanish language program.

2. The Dysfunctional Family Funbook.

3. A pair of fluffy elephant slippers.

4. Scott Weiland’s “Happy” CD.

5. A small tin of Chocolate & Marshmallow popcorn flavoring from Just Pop In!

6. A pair of Etre Touchy gloves.

Winedude999, send a message to Ben Neff with your address.

And the winners are…

First place

Let’s just be honest

If it weren’t for tequila

I’d be a virgin

- winedude999

Second place

Jose can’t you see

My pants aren’t on my body

Cuervo you bastard

- gvaught78

Third place

Pure golden evil

Southern juice from blue teat

of Mexican devils

- gvaught78

Honorable mention

Down in Mexico

Is man named Jose Cuervo

He hates college kids

- gvaught78