I’m going to pet every kitten I see next year. No more biting their heads off!

This is a sore subject. I’m leaving it all up to the lawyers.

Karma? We don need no stinking karma.

I plan on breaking the kneecaps of any punks who break the law. Screw karma.

Nose? Grindstone. Grindstone? Nose.

It’s hard to hit a moving target.

We do need stinking karma. How else are we supposed to take our measure as men and non-men? How are we to gauge success? How are we to gloat and belittle others?

I plan to be nice to everyone who is mean to me…that or I’ll be just as mean back in order to keep the balance in the situation…I’m not sure I’m good at this karma thing…

I’m gonna make me a list like the guy from “My Name Is Earl”. But I’m too lazy to ever cross anything off