"So, I'm tendin' bar there at Ecklund and Swedlin's last Tuesday and this little guy's drinkin' and he says, "So where can a guy find some action? I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake." And I says, "What kinda action?" and he says, "Woman action, what do I look like?" And I says, "Well, what do I look like, I don't arrange that kinda thing," and he says, "I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake," and I says, "Well, this ain't that kinda place...So he says, "So I get it, so you think I'm some kinda jerk for askin'," only he doesn't use the word jerk...And then he calls me a jerk and says the last guy who thought he was a jerk was dead now. So I don't say nothin' and he says, "What do ya think about that?" So I says, "Well, that don't sound like too good a deal for him then...And he says, "Yah, that guy's dead and I don't mean of old age." And then he says, "Geez, I'm goin' crazy out there at the lake."

Hope I get this right, I should have wrote it down "When you love someone, it's hurts when you can't see them anymore." John Cusak - Martian Child. I instantly thought of a friend now suddenly gone.

"I'll have what she's having." From the diner scene in 'When Harry Met Sally' where Meg Ryan fakes an orgasm.

Peter: What should we write... I have a big weiner?
Robby: I want to poop back and forth.
Peter: What? What does that mean?
Robby: Like I'll poop into HER butthole and she'll poop it back... into my butthole. And then we'll just keep doing it back and forth. With the same poop. Forever.

From "Me, You, and Everyone We Know". The kids deliver the lines perfectly. I laughed until I was in tears. Look it up on YouTube. You won't be disappointed.

Goodfellas: "Paulie had this system for slicing the garlic. He'd use a razor blade and slice it so thin, it would liquify in the pan..." Henry Hill (Ray Liotta) narrating

Party Monster: "I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamour." James St. James (Seth Green)

A Christmas Story: 2 of Ralphie's Best- "I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle." "THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word."

Milton Waddams: Excuse me? Excuse me, senor? May I speak to you please? I asked for a mai tai, and they brought me a pina colada, and I said no salt, NO salt for the margarita, but it had salt on it, big grains of salt, floating in the glass...

Mexican Waiter: Lo siento mucho, senor.

[Under his breath] Mexican Waiter: Pinche gringo.

Milton Waddams: [as the waiter walks away] And yes, I won't be leaving a tip, 'cause I could... I could shut this whole resort down. Sir? I'll take my traveler's checks to a competing resort. I could write a letter to your board of tourism and I could have this place condemned. I could put... I could put... strychnine in the guacamole. There was salt on the glass, BIG grains of salt.

• Office Space 1999

something you hear a great deal of in the filmworld

(taken from the greatest film EVER...Ed Wood)

"We don't have a permit. Run!" and of course

So, what was the important news you couldn't tell me on the phone, again? Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Well, I started thinking about what you were saying about how your movies need to make a profit. Now, what is the one thing, if you put it in a movie, it'll be successful? Georgie Weiss: Tits! @ Edward D. Wood, Jr.: No, better than that. A star. Georgie Weiss: you must have me confused with David Selznick. I don't make major motion pictures; I make crap. Edward D. Wood, Jr.: Yes, but if you take that crap and put a star in it, then you've got something. Georgie Weiss: Yeah. Crap with a star.

from the Monster Squad

E.J.: Hey Fat Kid! Good job. Horace: My name... is Horace! @

Horace: Wolfman's got nards!

From Trainspotting:

RENTON: I hate being Scottish. We're the lowest of the f------ low, the scum of the earth, the most wretched, servile, miserable, pathetic trash that was ever shat into civilization. Some people hate the English, but I don't. They're just wankers. We, on the other hand, are colonized by wankers. We can't even pick a decent culture to be colonized by. We are ruled by effete a-------s. It's a s---e state of affairs and all the fresh air in the world will not make any f------ difference.

Oh and from the timeless Shawshank...

"Get busy living or get busy dying"

Minister: As I was saying, Alex, you can be instrumental in changing the public verdict. Do you understand, Alex? Have I made myself clear?

Alex: As an unmuddied lake, Fred. As clear as an azure sky of deepest summer. You can rely on me, Fred.

or:

Alex: It had been a wonderful evening and what I needed now, to give it the perfect ending, was a little of the Ludwig Van.

-- A Clockwork Orange

Billy Mitchell: "No matter what I say, it draws controversy. It's sort of like the abortion issue."

"Damn it, Neil, the name is Nuwanda." from Dead Poets Society.

Jess: Marriages don't break up on account of infidelity. It's just a symptom that something else is wrong.

Harry Burns: Oh really? Well, that "symptom" is f--ing my wife.

or

Harry Burns: Because no man can be friends with a woman that he finds attractive. He always wants to have sex with her.

Sally Albright: So, you're saying that a man can be friends with a woman he finds unattractive?

Harry Burns: No. You pretty much want to nail 'em too.

-When Harry Met Sally

Walt: Daddy what's gradual school?

T. S. Garp: What?

Walt: Gradual school. Mommy say's she teaches at gradual school.

T. S. Garp: Oh Gradual school is where you go to school and you gradually find out you don't want to go to school anymore.

The World According to Garp

Now if you can quote, Mel Brooks. You know good movies.

Here's another.

Marcus Vindictus: Don't you know your right flank from your left flank?

Captain Mucus: I'm sorry sir, I flunked flank.

Marcus Vindictus: You flunked flank? Get the flunk out of here!

Just Because I didn't see it yet. Yes, I admit, highly over used.

Tony Montana( Scarface) "Ok you wanna play rough? Say hello to my little friend!" "All I got in this world is my balls and my word, and I dont break them for anyone." "Its ok. its ok, another qualude she love me again in the morning."

"I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass.... and I'm all out of bubble gum."

-They Live

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p...

"No offense to Michael McDonald or anything, but if I hear 'Yamo be there' one more time.. Yamo gonna burn this place to the ground" - 40 Year Old Virgin

"I don't want you to be the guy in the PG-13 movie where everyone really hopes makes it happen, I want you to be the guy in the rated R movie. The guy you're not really sure you like yet"- Swingers