Or one of the other Best-Worst Movies ever (and a personal favorite I confess) The Ladies Man: "Ya know, when a man works hard his entire life enduring hundreds of ladies, many of whom he does not even remember, you'd like to think that at the end of the day he will be given a lot of money, without having had to earn it." - Leon Phelps

And another Leon Phelps gem: "Listen, I was wandering. Can I ask you a question? Uh... was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress."

"Why don't you just make 10 louder, and make 10 be the top number, and make that a little louder?" "These go to 11."

Braden, how could you overlook Biggie Shortie's gem from "Pooty Tang": Just 'cause a girl like to dress fancy and stand on the street corner near some w----s, you automatically think she's hookin'?

Sabatay.

"What the hell am I lookin at? When does this happen in the movie?" "Now. You're looking at now Sir. Everything that happens now, is happening now." "What happened to then?" "We past it." "When?" "Just now. We're at now now." "Go back to then." "When?" "Now." "Now?" "Now!" "I can't." "Why?" "We missed it." "When?" "Just now." "When will then be now?" "Soon." "How soon?" "Sir!" "What?" "We've identified their location." "Where?" "It's the Moon of Vega" "Good work set a course and prepare for our arrival." "When?" "1900 hours Sir." "By high noon tomorrow they will be our prisoners." "Who!"

Well played Taffy. For that: "Baby, I'm going to sine your pitty on the runny kine!" - Pootie

"I imagine that right now you're feeling a bit like Alice, tumbling down the rabbit hole." The Matrix (1999)

From Sid and Nancy....."SIIIID!! WHAT ABOUT THE FAREWELL DRUGS????"....

"Worrying is like a rocking chair it gives you something to do, but doesn't get you anywhere".- Van Wilder

Cap'n Jack Sparrow... P o t C- "I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid."

and of course... nearly anything from the genius timing of chevy chase...

SECRETARY: I'm sorry, who are you again? FLETCH: I'm Frieda's boss. SECRETARY: Who's Frieda? FLETCH: My secretary.

"Over? Did you say "over"? Nothing is over until we decide it is! Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor? Hell no!" Bluto - Animal House (1979)

"I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." French solder from Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1975)

I'm not dead yet! Don't get me started on Monty Python

"I do have a test today. that wasn't bulls---. It's on European socialism. I mean, really, what's the point? I'm not European. I don't plan on being European. So who cares if they're socialists? They could be fascist anarchists. It still doesn't change the fact that I don't own a car. Not that I condone fascism, or any -ism for that matter. -Ism's in my opinion are not good. A person should not believe in an -ism, he should believe in himself. I quote John Lennon, "I don't believe in The Beatles, I just believe in me." Good point there. After all, he was the walrus. I could be the walrus. I'd still have to bum rides off people. " Matthew Broderick from the cult classic "Ferris Bueller's Day Off (1986)

"You're Killin me Smalls..." From none other than 'The Sandlot'

Chris Rock as a mosquito turned lawyer in The Bee Movie, "I was already a blood-sucking parasite, all I needed was a briefcase."

Goodfellas: "Paulie had this system for slicing the garlic. He'd use a razor blade and slice it so thin, it would liquify in the pan..." Henry Hill (Ray Liotta) narrating

Party Monster: "I'm not addicted to drugs, I'm addicted to glamour." James St. James (Seth Green)

A Christmas Story: 2 of Ralphie's Best- "I want an Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle." "THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word."

"I'm like the Crypt Keeper!" Freaky Friday www.youtube.com/watch?v=UShtvCen6So