"I think he said his name is Ralph." - Cheech, Up in Smoke

theres a ton of quotes in that flick!

Anchorman is arguably the most quotable movie ever! "You're a dirty hooker and I want to slap you in public!"

"That smells like...a used diaper full of Indian food." "It smells like bigfoot's d---!"

Brian Fantana: You know, desire smells like that to some people.

"It's called Sex Panther, by Odion. It's illegal in 9 contries. Yep it's made with bits of real panther, so you know it's good."

OMG...look at what I started. Let's get off the Sex Panther, even though 60% of the time it works...every time.

"What? You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate the whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? Heck, I'm not even mad; that's amazing. How 'bout we get you in your p.j.'s and we hit the hay?"

"King Kong ain't got nothing on me!" Denzel Washington in "Training Day."

You have man boobs.

"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly... "

"You are a smelly pirate hooker!"

"They're OR scrubs."

"Oh, are they?" (From "Rushmore," but you should already know that.)

"Not the tippy tise!"

Ah, "Blades of Glory"..."Say you want a snowBONE!"

You have a dirty whorish mouth.

I can't believe no one has stepped up with the Pootie Tang quotes yet.

"See, my damie, Pootie Tang don't wa-da-tah to the shama cow... 'cause thats a cama cama leepa-chaiii, dig?" - Pootie Tang

Or this one from Pootie Tang: "Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there right? You're goin', "What the hell is this?" and then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, promptly kicks your ass and you still won't know what happened to you!" - J.B.

"I'm not skating to anything with references to lady humps. I don't even know what that means." "No one knows what it means but it's provocative."

"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary. A straight shot right to the babymaker."

Anything from Blades Of Glory, Napoleon Dynamite, or Dumb and Dumber...