Anything from Mel Brooks...

"Keep firing @$$holes!" (Spaceballs)

"But my lips are chapped real bad!" (Napoleon Dynamite)

"You woke the bears. How could you?!" (Anchorman)

"Nobody makes me bleed my own blood. Nobody!" (Dodgeball)

Ooooh. Good one. That's also one of my faves.

Hey Griswold, where are you going to put a tree that big.

Bend over and I'll show you!

You got a lot of nerve talking to me like that.

I wasn't talking to you.

Christmas Vacation

• You really have to put the whole exchange to do those quotes justice.

I never get tired of quoting Gary Oldman from TRUE ROMANCE:

"He must have thought it was white boy day. It ain't white boy day, is it?"

or

"They got everything here from a diddled-eyed joe to damned if I know. "

Which of course is recycled from RESERVOIR DOGS, but you can't beat Oldman's delivery in TRUE ROMANCE. And Bronson Pinchot has never been funnier:

"Hi. How are you? My name's Elliot, and I'm with the Cub Scouts of America. We're... we're selling uncut cocaine to get to the jamboree. "

I love TRUE ROMANCE even more than PULP FICTION.

Man, Christmas Vacation is a quote repository.

A couple more of the best:

"Hey. If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley, my boss, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, d---less, hopeless, heartless, fat-a--, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey s--- he is. Hallelujah. Holy s---. Where's the Tylenol?"

Then, Clark talking to Mr. Shirley's lackies as they walk by him at the beginning:

"Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, kiss my a--, kiss his a--, kiss your a--. Happy Hanukkah."

I love the smell of napalm in the morning. It smells like.........victory

"Do, or do not. There is no try." Yoda in The Empire Strikes Back

"Seven schools in seven years and the only thing different is my locker combination. Our love is God. Let's go get a slushie." J.D. (Christian Slater) in Heathers

"My old man is a television repairman, he's got this ultimate set of tools. I can fix it." Jeff Spicoli (Fast Times at Ridgemont High).

"It's supposed to be hard! If it wasn't hard, everyone would do it. The hard... is what makes it great!" One of my all time favs, from A League of Their Own. When Jimmy is talking to Dottie, wehn she tells him she wants to quit the team.

"Your mother's an astronaut"-White Men Can't Jump

Silverado - "I don't wanna kill you and you don't wanna be dead"

I know it was you Fredo. You broke my heart. You broke my heart! - Godfather II (1974)

"I'll say it. I'm a Michael Bolton fan. For my money it doesn't get any better than when he sings 'When a Man Loves a Woman.'"

Except for John Scott's lone entry, we've seriously neglected Office Space here.

"PC Load Letter. What the f**k's that mean?"

"Well, I wouldn't say I've been missing it" (in response to "you've been missing a lot of work lately, Peter."

"The thing is, Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care. " Peter Gibbons - Office Space

"What we've got here is... failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week, which is the way he wants it... well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men." Warden from Cool Hand Luke (1967)

"It's a problem of motivation, all right? Now if I work my ass off and Initech ships a few extra units, I don't see another dime; so where's the motivation? And here's something else, Bob: I have eight different bosses right now." Peter Gibbons - Office Space

"And I said, I don't care if they lay me off either, because I told, I told Bill that if they move my desk one more time, then, then I'm, I'm quitting, I'm going to quit. And, and I told Don too, because they've moved my desk four times already this year, and I used to be over by the window, and I could see the squirrels, and they were married, but then, they switched from the Swingline to the Boston stapler, but I kept my Swingline stapler because it didn't bind up as much, and I kept the staples for the Swingline stapler and it's not okay because if they take my stapler then I'll set the building on fire..." Milton - Office Space

"You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences." - Kelly from The Girl Next Door (2004)

"I don't remember graduating, and my first sexual experience I don't remember that either, but man I will never, ever forget the first time I smoked that sweet, sweet cheeba!"