Office Space: "Hi, Peter. What's happening? We need to talk about your TPS reports."

Princess Bride: "So, you mean you'll put down your rock, and I'll put down my sword; and we'll try and kill each other like civilized people?"

Fight Club: "We've all been raised on television to believe that one day we'd all be millionaires, and movie gods, and rock stars. But we won't. And we're slowly learning that fact. And we're very, very pissed off. "

From Roger Dodger:

Roger: You can't sell a product without first making people feel bad.

Nick: Why not? Roger: Because it's a substitution game. You have to remind them that they're missing something from their lives. Everyone's missing something, right?

Nick: I guess.

Roger: Trust me. And when they're feeling sufficiently incomplete, you convince them your product is the only thing that can fill the void. So instead of taking steps to deal with their lives, instead of working to root out the real reason for their misery, they go out and buy a stupid looking pair of cargo pants.

From My Big Fat Greek Wedding:

Aunt Voula: What do you mean he don't eat no meat? [the entire room stops, in shock] Oh, that's okay. I make lamb.

Take drugs danny? Everyday! Good, so what's the problem?

Blazing Saddles

Excuse me while I whip this out!

"Life is beautiful. Really it is. Full of beauty and illusions. Life is great. Without it, you'd be dead." - Gummo

In honor of the the Dalai Lama's upcoming and recent visits, I got to go with one of the classics. Carl Spackler from Caddy Shack:

"Gunga galunga... gunga, gunga-galunga"

And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consciousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

Peace

"Are you gonna eat your tots?" -Napoleon Dynamite

...I could go for some good tots.

Dazed and Confused: You know what I love about high school girls, I get older but they stay the same age, heh heh heh.

Okay...I'm going to start with Anchorman.

"You know, desire smells like that to some people."

Paul Rudd is the greatest.

"Have that removed" - Stripes

Striker: "Surely you can't be serious!" Rumack: "I am serious… and don't call me Shirley." -- Ted Striker (Robert Hays) and Dr. Rumack (Leslie Nielsen), Airplane! (1980)

"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room!" -- President Merkin Muffley (Peter Sellers), Dr. Strangelove (1964)

JohnScott, don't get me started on Airplane. "I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you."

A friend of mine in high school used to like to quote Airplane 2 also: "We don't have a tower. We only have a bridge."

Good call.

Zombieguy, can't believe you missed the obvious Romero quote: "When there's no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth." That was Indy native Ken Foree who said that (in both the original and remake!).

American Movie (I think) - "It's all right, It's ok. There's something to live for, Jesus told me so."

Superbad - "Samsies"

Drunken Master (first US release dub) - "Why so sexy?"

From Halloween: Laurie: "Was that the boogie man?" Dr. Loomis: "As a matter of fact, it was."

Silence of the Lambs: "It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again... it puts the lotion in the basket"

My name is Indigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die.