Phone's ringing, Dude.

Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't f------ ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as s--- don't f------ roll! Shomer Shabbos!

Donny, you're out of your element!

You can never have too much Lebowski.

There's a lot of things about me that you don't know anything about, Dottie. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand. You don't want to get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie. A rebel.

I cant believe no one thought of this one: Ace Ventura: Pet Detective "If I'm not back in five minutes... wait longer!"

Classic

Devil's Rejects- "What's wrong, you don't find me funny, you don't think clowns are f---'n funny?!"

Jon Lovitz as Andy in the very disturbingly funny 'Happiness' :

"You think I don't appreciate art? You think I don't understand fashion? You think I'm not hip? You think I'm pathetic? A nerd? A lard-ass fat-so? You think I'm s---? Well, you're wrong, 'cause i'm champagne, and you're s---. Until the day you die, you, not me, will always be s---."

While saving specific comments for my upcoming review of the movie, "Charlie Wilson's War" has many quotable lines, especially from Philip Seymour Hoffman.

In The Life Of Reilly, Charles Nelson Reilly talks of Hal Holbrook's beginnings and struggles with Mark Twain Tonight back when he carried his props in a grocery bag.

He said, "If you want to get ahead, get a bag. Get a bag and drop a dream into it."

"Well, I believe in the soul, the c---, the p----, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." Crash Davis (Kevin Costner) in Bull Durham 1988

Easy Rider... George Hanson: You know, this used to be a helluva good country. I can't understand what's gone wrong with it.

Billy: Man, everybody got chicken, that's what happened. Hey, we can't even get into like, a second-rate hotel, I mean, a second-rate motel, you dig? They think we're gonna cut their throat or somethin'. They're scared, man.

George Hanson: They're not scared of you. They're scared of what you represent to 'em.

Billy: Hey, man. All we represent to them, man, is somebody who needs a haircut.

George Hanson: Oh, no. What you represent to them is freedom.

Billy: What the hell is wrong with freedom? That's what it's all about.

George Hanson: Oh, yeah, that's right. That's what's it's all about, all right. But talkin' about it and bein' it, that's two different things. I mean, it's real hard to be free when you are bought and sold in the marketplace. Of course, don't ever tell anybody that they're not free, 'cause then they're gonna get real busy killin' and maimin' to prove to you that they are. Oh, yeah, they're gonna talk to you, and talk to you, and talk to you about individual freedom. But they see a free individual, it's gonna scare 'em.

Billy: Well, it don't make 'em runnin' scared.

George Hanson: No, it makes 'em dangerous. Buh, neh! Neh! Neh! Neh! Swamp!

"Hey, I'm walkin' here!" Midnight Cowboy "My daddy does oil and everything that implies." Urban Cowboy