You better buy Bob Sanders a Father's Day present, because he is your daddy.

Leaving a criminal in the same room as Bob Sanders is cruel and unusual punishment.

Leap year was invented as a way to celebrate Bob Sanders superior tackling abilities. But being the humble soul he is, Bob Sanders asked that we only celebrate once every 4 years.

Tom Brady has a few Super Bowl rings. Bob Sanders eats a bowl of diamonds every morning.

As a child, Bob Sanders friends played hide and seek. Sanders played hide and kill.

When Bob Sanders walks in the club, he searches the bouncers.

Jesus turned water into wine, right before Bob Sanders turned it into blood.

Tom Brady and Bridget Moynihan broke up because once you go Bob Sanders, you are physically unable to go back.

It is common knowledge that Bob Sanders can remove the wrapper of a Starburst inside of his mouth. He can also remove the wrapper of a Starburst inside someone else's mouth with a well placed flying tackle.

Bob Sanders can build a snowman out of rain.

Birds are nature's desperate attempt to escape from Bob Sanders.

When Bob Sanders gets in water he doesn't get wet. The water gets Bob Sanders-ed.

Bob Sanders ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Bob Sanders once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.

Bob Sanders is the only man to ever beat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Bob Sanders gave Prince his name back.

Chuck Norris does his own stunts, but only because Bob Sanders told him he had to.

Good one.

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Bob Sanders' warm-up exercises.

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