If Bob Sanders had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1".

When Bob Sanders' daughter lost her virginity, he found it and put it back.

Bob Sanders doesn't go hunting, he goes killing.

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Bob Sanders laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

Bob Sanders doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

Bob Sanders doesn't take fingerprints, he takes fingers.

Mr. T pities the fool. Bob Sanders rips the fool's head off.

"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Bob Sanders calls the pile of dead New England Patriots in his front yard.

Bob Sanders has counted to Infinity-twice.

Giraffes were created when Bob Sanders uppercutted a horse.

Bob Sanders once bowled a 300. Without a ball. And he wasn't even in a bowling alley.

Bob Sanders doesn't deflect passes. He deflates them.

Bob Sanders describes New England Patriots as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

Tom Brady is allowed to live because Bob Sanders doesn't kill women.

Bob Sanders likes his ice like he likes his Tom Brady: crushed.

Death once had a "Near Bob Sanders experience".

Michael jackson wrote the song "bad" while pretending to be Bob Sanders

Bob Sanders dreds are the hardest substance known to man, followed closely by Bob Sanders flexed biceps.

Bob Sanders fought the law and the law hasnt been seen since.

Simon says EXACTLY what Bob Sanders tells him to say. Period.