LOL...that's one of the best mistaken gaydentity stories I've heard in a long time!! When things like this happen to me, I always want a do-over because I can always think of a good comeback...30 minutes AFTER!!

Girl: Are you gay? You: No. Do I look gay? Girl: Yes. You give off a gay vibe. You: Oh. Are you stupid? Girl: No. Do I look stupid? You: (well...that's just too easy, isn't it?)

dude, aren't you the one who's been to not one, but TWO erasure shows?

"Honey, I think your gaydar is broken, because I'm hanging out at the frickin Alley Cat drinking a PBR, minding my own business and just because your fake blood is not attractive to me, doesn't make me gay."

Heh, heh.

A good argument could be made that in Indiana, being mistaken for a gay guy is a pretty big compliment.

I am not going to make that argument here, though.

:)

I get this all the time, but I'm usually sitting at the bar alone at English Ivy's. Also working the front desk at Invoke Yoga & Pilates didn't help much either.

"You're not, are you?," was what I heard almost every week when I worked the door at Bullwinkle's in Bloomington.

Damn! I was young. It was the early 90s. I NEEDED THE MONEY! LEAVE SHIMMERCORE ALONE! BWAH BWAH [/sobs]

Erasure shows and The Smiths sounds slightly homoerotic to me,but don't listen to me, I'm just a guydressed like a Jedi standing next to a de-pantsed SpongeBob.

I may be way off base here, but starting off your very first sentence after being accused of being gay with "Honey" probably didn't help matters much. :) Haha...all in good fun though. I get the same reaction from time to time. I can't stand girls who are crying for attention (and getting a healthy dose anyway), and ignoring them makes their head implode. They can only reason that you don't like them because you only like dudes.

L M A OOOOOOO THat's so tragic it makes me want to weep! =) I love my not-gay, Smiths and Erasure-lovin', Brit Pop psycho Brother. XOXOXOXOXOXOXOXOXO

"Honey, I think your gaydar is broken"...did that come with 2 snaps and an eye roll? lol

I'm gay and I've totally drank a PBR at the alley cat.

English Ivy's..... well duh. haha

HA! I exaggerated my story for comedy relief. Although I'm the straightest guy you'd ever hang out with, I love gay people. I've only been chatted up by a few gay guys in my life and I usually tell them my default response, "I like P----!"

What were you wearing? hmmmmm.....clothing can give off gay vibes....the pink shirt I bought for me will never look as sexy on a man:-) However, I would never be so bold as to ask a man...did you find that shirt in the Juniors/Misses dept at Macy's? Dead giveaway.......lol

Hmmm,... "I like P----!" .... penis?

HA ;D

the alley cat makes me want to stab my eyes out these days.

At one time I lived in that bar! I still swing in there on Sundays and Mondays when the children are at home and not tipping the bartenders with change.

On another note...While I love the Smiths and Morrissey...Sobbing on ones pillow while listening to the Smiths might put your sexuality on the chopping block.

I should know, I got caught making love to a man once while I was listening to Morrissey and showering in fake blood. I still can't live it down.

Disclaimer: Most 80% of this post was made up.

When in Rome...