My favorite is actually a failed prank. Some friends of mine in college loved to throw cold water on me while I was in the shower (in the dorm): just get a bucket of ice-cold water, and tip it over the stall, freezing out the unsuspecting bastard you're pranking. If you've never had it done to you before, it will certainly wake you up.

Anyway, the lead culprit left after my first semester, and I thought I'd never get the chance to enact my vengeance. That is, until he came back for a visit one weekend.

It was Sunday morning and I went over to my friend's room and asked the guy he was staying with where he was. "In the shower," was the answer, and I sprung into action. He was a notoriously quick shower taker, so I had to really rush. I searched for whatever receptacle I could find, which ended up being a metal trash can. I ran to the janitor's closet, found the spigot, and filled it with water.

I crept into the bathroom, stealthily slid into the neighboring shower stall, and tried to contain my glee as I lifted the can to the top of the stall, then, agonizingly, over and dumped.

I darted out of the stall and into the middle of the bathroom, waiting for a response from him. After about three seconds he said only this:

"That water was warm, d*ckhead."

I was doing renovation at the Adam's Mark Hotel and they had just bought all of these new HD TV's (Probably $1000 each). A friend of mine and I were moving all of these brand new TV's(still in their boxes) down the hall when I got an idea.

We got an empty box that held one of the TV's and started to carry it down the hall past the Superintendent. I started saying Dan your moving too fast and then I tripped myself and fell right through the box. The super saw it out of the corner of his eye ran over and started freaking out thinking I had just destroyed a $1000 TV. I just got a huge smile on my face. He said he would remember that. Funny thing is I was promoted to a supervisor like 2 weeks later. I guess he enjoyed the joke.

I've pulled off some decent pranks in my time: In middle school, we broke into my buddies house and put Nair in his shampoo...didn't work quite like we wanted it to...but funny none the less.

At Toys R Us, I would hide in boxes, have people go tell someone to clean up the back area and then jump out of the boxes and scare the crap out of people. I made one dude fall into a rack, and break a bunch of stuff...it was classic.

In college I went into the restrooms...and all the toilet seats were black. I wore gloves and took a black magic marker and just drew all over the toilet seats. My roomate came back a day later and explained how he had black crap all over his underwear and didn't know why.....I was like "That's weird".

We also pulled the Upper Decker on anyone who would kick us out of their parties...(An Upper Decker is droppin a deuce in the top of the toilet, where the guts of the toilet is. it takes a bit to smell, and it takes forever to figure out where the odor is from)

I've done some foul things in my time...