You may be from Beech Grove if 90% of your income goes to cigarettes, alcohol, and lottery tickets.

You may be from Southport if you have never been north of Washington street and your entire family lives on the same block.

you remember Principal Dale Graham, Carmel Kitchen as your teenage hangout, swimming in the fountain at Civic Square and no roundabouts

You must be from Plainfield... if you're complaining about the smell of your neighbor's pig farm.

You must be from Camby if you have a bus in your front yard, a stipper pole in your living room, and half of your gross income goes towards booze.

You may be from Greenwood if you can't wait for the next chance to race your souped-up jade green '98 Honda Civic (with a huge spoiler for maximum aerodynamics).

You may be in Greenwood if every car has a Jesus plate.

You may be from Carmel if you were "forced" to drive your parents 5 year old BMW to school.

You may be from Plainfield if you complain about noise from the airport that existed long before you bought/built your house.

You may be from Broadripple:

if you don't ever hang out at the bars on the main strip

if you know that local coffee shops (Monon Coffee Shop and Hubbard & Cravens) have a wide variety of coffee (that is NOT over roasted like Starbux) and teas (that are actually steeped while you wait)

if you can have an Indian (Shalimar), Thai, Chinese, Mexican (La Piedad), Italian (Ambrosia), American Steakhouse, gourmet pizza (Bazbeaux), middle eastern (too many to mention), Cajun/Creole (Yats) and Sushi/Korean (Naked) food all within walking distance

if you have access to independent record stores (Luna, Indy CD & Vinyl)

if you know that the Jazz Kitchen is Indy's best place to hear live jazz

if you know you can buy cigars and premium cigarettes

if you can stumble home from the Vogue

if you can walk to premium beer establishments and um walk home

You might be from Noblesville if you love parking your car in the middle of SR 37 and I-69 every morning and afternoon.

You must be from Broad Ripple if you think you're too cool to hang out at the bars on Broad Ripple Ave.

You may also be from Broad Ripple if you think the quality of the food and atmoshpere of the restaurants in Broad Ripple make up for the HORRIBLE service

You may be from Noblesville/Fishers if you can reach out your kitchen window and touch your neighbors house

You must be from the East Side if your pants are falling down around your knees as you leisurely stroll down the middle of Michigan/New York OR if you are missing teeth OR have never heard of the open container law (which i am starting to believe doesnt exist)

You must be from Indianapolis if you have no clue what a turn signal is or how to use it.

You must be from Brownsburg if your entire family lives within walking distance of you.

you speak the truth! Well, not as much anymore, but I could see how it was like that at one point! haha