If Bob didn't stop you, he didn't want to

The chief export of Bob Sanders is Pain.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Bob Sanders allows to live.

It is believed dinosaurs are extinct due to a giant meteor. That's true if you want to call Bob Sanders a giant meteor.

On a high school math test, Bob Sanders put down "Violence" as every one of the answers. He got an A+ on the test because Bob Sanders solves all his problems with violence.

Bob Sanders wasn't born - he punched his way out of the womb.

Bob Sanders has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.

When the boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Bob Sanders.

Bob Sanders is actually Colonel Sanders with a face lift.

Bob Sanders always stands out in a crowd, because he's the only one left standing.

Bob Sanders wasn't born. He was forged.

Bob Sanders doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

Bob Sanders sleeps with the lights on because the dark is afraid of him.

Ooops, I forgot. Bob Sanders doesn't sleep. He waits.

Bob Sanders can set ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At night.

Bob Sanders doesn't force fumbles ... the ball comes along willingly.

Superman wears Bob Sanders pajamas.

70% of the earth is covered by water. The rest is covered by Bob Sanders.

Some people see the glass as half full. Others see it as half empty. Bob Sanders sees the glass as a deadly weapon.

When Bob Sanders does a push up he doesn't actually push himself up. He pushes the earth down.

If Bob Sanders had been a Spartan the movie would have been called "1".

When Bob Sanders' daughter lost her virginity, he found it and put it back.

Bob Sanders doesn't go hunting, he goes killing.

Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Bob Sanders laughs at Superman for having a weakness.

Bob Sanders doesn't believe in ravioli. He stuffs a live turtle with beef and smothers it in pig's blood.

Bob Sanders doesn't take fingerprints, he takes fingers.

Mr. T pities the fool. Bob Sanders rips the fool's head off.

"Brokeback Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Bob Sanders calls the pile of dead New England Patriots in his front yard.

Bob Sanders has counted to Infinity-twice.

Giraffes were created when Bob Sanders uppercutted a horse.

Bob Sanders once bowled a 300. Without a ball. And he wasn't even in a bowling alley.

Bob Sanders doesn't deflect passes. He deflates them.

Bob Sanders describes New England Patriots as "a sociable holder for blood and guts".

Tom Brady is allowed to live because Bob Sanders doesn't kill women.

Death once had a "Near Bob Sanders experience".

Bob Sanders likes his ice like he likes his Tom Brady: crushed.

Michael jackson wrote the song "bad" while pretending to be Bob Sanders

Bob Sanders fought the law and the law hasnt been seen since.

Bob Sanders dreds are the hardest substance known to man, followed closely by Bob Sanders flexed biceps.

Simon says EXACTLY what Bob Sanders tells him to say. Period.

Leaving a criminal in the same room as Bob Sanders is cruel and unusual punishment.

You better buy Bob Sanders a Father's Day present, because he is your daddy.

Tom Brady has a few Super Bowl rings. Bob Sanders eats a bowl of diamonds every morning.

Leap year was invented as a way to celebrate Bob Sanders superior tackling abilities. But being the humble soul he is, Bob Sanders asked that we only celebrate once every 4 years.

When Bob Sanders walks in the club, he searches the bouncers.

Jesus turned water into wine, right before Bob Sanders turned it into blood.

As a child, Bob Sanders friends played hide and seek. Sanders played hide and kill.

It is common knowledge that Bob Sanders can remove the wrapper of a Starburst inside of his mouth. He can also remove the wrapper of a Starburst inside someone else's mouth with a well placed flying tackle.

Tom Brady and Bridget Moynihan broke up because once you go Bob Sanders, you are physically unable to go back.

Birds are nature's desperate attempt to escape from Bob Sanders.

When Bob Sanders gets in water he doesn't get wet. The water gets Bob Sanders-ed.

Bob Sanders can build a snowman out of rain.

Bob Sanders once won a game of Connect Four in three moves.

Bob Sanders is the only man to ever beat a brick wall in a game of tennis.

Bob Sanders ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.

Faster than a speeding bullet ... more powerful than a locomotive ... able to leap tall buildings in a single bound... yes, these are some of Bob Sanders' warm-up exercises.

Bob Sanders gave Prince his name back.

Bob Sanders is the only person who can go to Mexico and drink the water.

Bob Sanders sets off motion detectors without moving.

Bob Sanders was awarded the nobel price for peace, for letting so many people live.

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Wow, I Googled Bob Sanders facts and our list is the second listing! Nice, great job with the Bob Sanders facts everybody! Maybe Letterman will use our list for a Top Ten.

In honor of your Pro Bowl selection Bob:

Bob Sanders can jump start a car by holding both terminals of the battery and flexing.

Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching one of Bob Sanders' Pop Warner games on Satellite TV.

Bob Sanders can slam a revolving door.

Bob Sanders does not have orgasms, orgasms have BOB SANDERS!!

I want a Bob Sanders!

lmao!

Give me a B, Give me an O Give me a B

What's it spell? Ok spoken like a former Cheerleader :) heheh

former cheerleaders rock!

Bob Sanders is suing MySpace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you

Bob Sanders CAN believe it's not butter

Sharks fear Bob Sanders attacks.

Bob Sanders knows defense so well, he's apparently coaching the Packers defense as well.

http://www.packers.com/team/coaches/

Bob Sanders realized Chuck Norris jokes were funny for about a month 2 years ago and no longer are.

can this shift to being (local storyteller) Bob Sander facts?

Bob Sanders receives mail on sundays