Today:
Posted: Jun 04, 2008 in Dining
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I'm eating a duck fetus.
Technically, it's an embryo. But I should back up a bit: I've been shopping at Saraga, the large international grocery store just south of Lafeyette Square Mall. As always, the trip has yielded a cartful of mysterious wonders, and, as always, some of the cryptic packaging will yield Lovecraftian horrors of flavor, while others will create more amazing sensory memories than Proust's stupid cookies.
Brothers Jong Sung and Bong Jae Sung opened the store in 2005 to not only cater to the city's increasing ethnically diverse citizenry, but also to expose their customers to other cultural experiences. And today, my goal is to expose myself. To other cultures.
As I enter Saraga, my senses are overwhelmed -- the mix of '80s New Wave playing through the speakers, a temperature that's more befitting an ice rink, an almost palpable haze of global spices, and the cartoonish Japanese packaging that suggests everything from there is marketed to children. The store also boasts a meat section that would shame Noah, if his ark had been an abattoir.
I fill my cart with anything that looks interesting. Some things I'm familiar with; others are completely foreign. Pun intended. In the meat aisle, I debate whether to buy a whole, dried squid. When I realize I have no idea how to cook a whole, dried squid (and that I can't read the package, which is in Korean), I put it back in favor of the roasted barbecued eel (which has handy English instructions). Plenty of Japanese junk food goes into the cart as well. I try to balance this with some fruit and vegetables -- a durian, some longan fruit, a pear and seaweed join the pile.
After adding more odds and ends, I take my purchases over to a friend's house to prepare a lunchtime globe-spanning smorgasbord. Some of the food was amazing and some of it foul, which is exactly what I'd hoped for.
There were several highlights. A Saraga deli item labeled Dong Grang Daeng turned out to be delicious Korean meatballs. Also from Korea was the Sweet Cinnamon Punch, which was like drinking cinnamon toast. The roasted seaweed was deliciously crispy and seemed to melt in the mouth. One of the mystery items was Sakura Mochi, a Japanese dessert made from glutinous rice. This delightfully pink treat had a consistency somewhere between very moist brownies and Vaseline.
When I finally hacked open the durian, whose spiky exterior was so tough that it required a screwdriver, hammer and cleaver to get it open, it filled the kitchen with its trademark stench. My lunch companions loved it, comparing it to a sublime custard. I, however, couldn't get past the bar-restroom odor. All of this we washed down with Mexican Coca-Cola, which, unlike American Coca-Cola, is made with cane sugar, as opposed to high-fructose corn syrup. The result is a completely different beverage (and one substantially more delicious).
Also included on our menu were two types of eggs. The first, a century egg, is a Chinese delicacy. It's packed in salt, lye and clay, and then buried for weeks to months. The result is a dark green egg with a mottled brown center and a jellylike consistency; it tastes like mushrooms.
The other egg is the balut. Balut is a Filipino food, as common as hot dogs. It is a fertilized duck egg, aged between 10 and 18 days, that is cooked and eaten. That means there is a mostly formed duck fetus inside.
As I cook the balut, I wonder what it could possibly taste like. Will the beak be hard? Will the tiny bones gag me? The timer sounds; the egg is done.
The shell is cracked; the balut is lying on my plate, looking every bit as if it's just fallen out of a Francis Bacon painting. It's covered in veins -- some bluish-purple, others blood red. Not having the balls to just pick it up and eat it, I cut it up with a fork and knife. To my great relief, the consistency is that of a hard-boiled egg. And in the middle, there it is. Hey, everybody! Duck fetus.
The first bite is down: yolk, fetus and all. It has a familiar taste, albeit a bit gamy. By the third bite, I've pinned it. Balut tastes like mild liver. It's not bad. Certainly, if you like liver, balut is a quick snack that you'll enjoy.
I hear there's even a chicken version of balut. I'd definitely try that, if I ever stumble across it at Saraga.
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What went into my cart:
Ginger Cracker - Korea
Appolo Mango Ice Bar - China
Kabayaki roasted eel -- Japan
Coca-Cola (355 ml. glass bottle) -- Mexico
Baby Star Chow Mein Snack -- Japan
Periyar Pakkavada -- India
Asian Taste Preserved Duck Eggs -- Vietnam
Sultan Maamoul Date Cookies -- Saudi Arabia
Assi Sweet Cinnamon Punch -- Korea
Durian -- Southeast Asia
Onnara Olive Oil Roasted Seaweed -- Korea
Pocari Sweat (a beverage) -- Japan
Meiji Yan Yan Strawberry Cream Snack -- Japan
Pimenta Malagueta -- Brazil
Longan fruit -- Southeast Asia
Balut - Philippines, Cambodia, Vietnam
Sakura Mochi (gooey pink things) - Japan
Spicy stir-fried squid - Korea
Red D'Anjou pear - France/Belgium
Goma Kombu seaweed - Japan
Kasugai Pineapple Gummy - Japan
Dong Grang Daeng (flat meatball) - Korea
Meltyblend Framboise - Japan
-- By Ryan Checkeye
reminds me of that great website The Sneeze and his bit "Steve Don't Eat It" man, that is some funny stuff.
Steve Don't Eat it
Ew.
That grocery sounds awesome. I'll have to stop by sometime. I hope they have blueberry flavored gum from Japan. That stuff is great.
I love Saraga. It's the only grocery store I know of that's worth the trip just to walk around. And that squid . . . oh, that squid tempts me. I'd like to buy it, frame it, and hang it on my wall.
Great news about the meat isle....being a meat-atarian I will have to go check it out and snag some new exotic meat. If cooked properly, I've never found many kinds of meat that I didn't like. (insert joke here)
I just want to try some swan before I die...that looks like a delicious enchanted bird!
Great story, super fun, way to go Ryan!
I think the next story is a beer adventure!
WOW. Had no idea there was such an ethnic food market in town. Can't wait to visit it for Asian treats. Excellent descriptive writing Ryan ( can't help the alliteration). What else have you written??