I'm overexposed

So, this friend of mine believes in stuff. She believes in astrology and the Buddha and rainbows and sunshine. I do not believe in anything, not even magic in a young girl's heart. Be that as it may, this friend took me to New Age People to have my aura photographed. They sat me in a chair, told me to put my hands on these metal things on the armrests and clicked away.

The man who interpreted my aura informs me that the big yellow burst is my mighty life force, which threatens to overwhelm all of you. The white spot is an angel farting on my head (my interpretation, not his). As for the pinkness around my neck, the guy told me, "You have love in your throat." He really said that. Make your own joke.

These photographs cost $25. Buddha be with you.