Help me out people!

Details: It's on a Saturday afternoon It's at a country club It's next weekend (tick-tock!)

If I don't want to wear a dress / don't have the "perfect" dress and therefore don't want to wear just any dress....

If I don't want to wear slacks and a button down shirt like at work....

If my mom and sister expect me in a dress and jeans are out of the question....

Do I shop for a new dress? Do I get creative? Do I resign and call in sick to my own affair?

You be the judge...