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What you can do with your GI Joe Action Figures

Zombieguy
by Zombieguy

Posted: Apr 01, 2008 in Things to do, Culture

Tags: GI Joe, dead squirrels, dark humor

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57631

Oh c'mon ... it's not like I killed it. You've got to make the best of a bad situation. Heck, maybe it's just sleeping.

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Ben Neff

So wrong yet so hilarious. I suppose I should be more concerned about a zombie killing people than squirrels.

Ben Neff on Apr 01, '08 at 09:49 AM
JustinHill

Wow, I don't know what's more sad ... that someone thought to do this, or that someone actually has G.I. Joe figures lying around!

Pretty funny though

JustinHill on Apr 01, '08 at 10:15 AM
laura99in

It's creepy that those things look real! Especially that one on the left. Poor squirrel :( Don't worry squirrel! I'll feed your four cousins on my deck for eternity! In fact, they are out there right now making pigs out of themselves.

laura99in on Apr 01, '08 at 10:29 AM
Channing

Apparently all toys 18 years or older are going to be drafted to help with G.I. Joe's pursuit of the real villain, Osama Bin Cobra Commander. My circa-1980 Boba Fett is trying to figure out a way to get himself shipped to Canada.

Channing on Apr 01, '08 at 10:33 AM
caralyn

I'm wondering if they had to be secured with wire...they look awfully secure kneeling on the neck of that squirrel. This far outranks what we used to do with our G.I. Joes (float them off our balcony with little paper parachutes or send them to sandy graves in our quicksand/sandbox out back.

caralyn on Apr 01, '08 at 10:34 AM
JohnScott

Seriously dude, that's disgusting.

JohnScott on Apr 01, '08 at 04:26 PM
GoddessBNL

I would have gotten out my Jem dolls from the 80's and made it look like they were wearing the squirrel instead of standing on it.

Although that means I would have had to touch the dead rodent.

ewww.

GoddessBNL on Apr 01, '08 at 04:30 PM
BuckeyeBabe

Sad to say...I cracked up!

BuckeyeBabe on Apr 01, '08 at 04:41 PM
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