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1st Annual INDY.COM user DEATHMATCH!

by obeythedoberman

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you made fun of my restaurant reviews! i'm doing this for the girls at Panda Express and their fried rice. you wouldn't like me when i'm angry! it's go time!

don't let my friendly demeanor fool you. i'm a stone, cold graphic designing KILLER! Laura99, i'm going to mess you up!

In the red corner, standing in at 6 foot 2, 275 pounds... the gruesome graphic designer, the tower of power, the office weapons inventor - RONLEWHORN!

And in the blue corner, standing in at an unknown height and an unknown weight... Indy.com's very own walking Zagat Guide, the Panda Express, the half owner of a new MacBook Air - LAURA99IN!

Here's how it works:

You post, tell me who you think would win in a no holds barred deathmatch. There are no rules!

RONLEWHORN vs. LAURA99IN

May the best indy.com user win!

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Gotta go with ronlewhorn

randydaytona on Mar 07, '08 at 03:13 PM

By the power of RAH!

ronlewhorn on Mar 07, '08 at 03:13 PM

HA HA HA! Ronlewhorn looks way too nice. Laura99 looks like she's in pain. I think she will take out that anger on Ronlewhorn. Sorry bro but that woman is going to mess you up.

stateyourpurpose on Mar 07, '08 at 03:17 PM

LAURA99IN is going to kill Ron I think, I can see it in her eyes! Ron's eyes and eyebrow are too happy.

The_Only on Mar 07, '08 at 03:24 PM

oh please please please tell me you're going to make this a weekly installment...

caralyn on Mar 07, '08 at 03:54 PM

I can't imagine this not getting flagged down by someone. Dude, you made her green.
That said, my money's also on Laura99in. Especially since you made her green. No offense Ron.

Btw, I love the deathmatch concept. With two willing participants, you have a helluva concept.

Braden on Mar 07, '08 at 03:57 PM

at least theres no panty pics, my money's on the chick

DigitalEvolution on Mar 07, '08 at 04:44 PM

If it's no holds barred, no rules, we gotta know who's bringing what weapons before we can give a true frontrunner.

I mean, if Laura brings a sawed off pool cue, and ronlew goes with taped fists coated with glue then dipped in broken glass, I don't know. I'd give a slight edge to Laura. But Ronlew might break out a morning star or something crazy and take it.

joe.shearer on Mar 10, '08 at 12:37 PM

Umm.. don't you know? Men never, ever, ever win against women. Sorry Ronlewhorn, but your fate was sealed the moment that little Y chromosome entered the picture for you.

AbominaNoel on Mar 10, '08 at 12:41 PM