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Posted: Feb 01, 2008 in Culture, TV and Celebrities
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Chuck Klosterman recently turned in an ESPN.com article about the sociatal value of the New England Patriots. He argues that a New England loss will be infinitely more interesting than a Pat's win. Think about it: if the Giants win 52-10, wouldn't this Super Bowl easily be the greatest ever? But if the Pats win 52-10, who would care?
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=perfectpats
"Man o' War is arguably the finest horse who ever lived, and one of the best arguments for thoroughbred perfection. It is, however, very difficult to name any horse he raced against, except one: Upset, the only ungulate who ever beat him. This is how it goes. When measuring -- and particularly when remembering -- the greatest performances in the history of any sport, the moments that matter most are almost always tied to situations when that entity failed. Very often, those specific failures are the essential details people recall about dynastic achievement. The memory of perfection is inevitably tied to the memory of lost perfection.
Objectively speaking, the "most perfect" teams of the TV era were Wooden's UCLA Bruins who won 10 hoop championships in 12 years, going undefeated four times. In the abstract, everyone understands this, simply because those squads rarely lost to anyone. But those rare UCLA losses outlive almost all of the wins. Lew Alcindor was beaten only twice during his tenure as a Bruin, but his most famous collegiate game is one of the defeats (1968's "Game of the Century" against Houston). Bill Walton led UCLA to 88 straight wins in the early '70s, yet the two most memorable games of his career were losses in 1974 (the streak-ending defeat at Notre Dame and the double-overtime Final Four loss to David Thompson's NC State Wolfpack). Wins tend to run together, negating their own influence. Conversely, losses demarcate time."
I suppose I'm torn by this logic. I am, by all means, all for the Patriots getting their butts handed to them. By a lot of points. Over the course of a very long game. That involves a lot of unforced errors. And disgrace. And Giselle leaving the game with Eli. But I'm not all about adding to their legacy. So, if Klosterman is right, this is a lose-lose situation. Right?
I'm going to look at it this way ... if the Giants win, they become immortal for sleighing the 'giants'. And when ultimately the Patriots lose, their undefeated season slides into obscurity because they didn't win the big one. Yea, that sounds more like it.
I can't wait to see if Congress's attempts to discover the reasoning behind the NFL's decision to destroy the Spygate tapes have any legs. They successfully pulled the "anti-trust exemption" card for the Pats-Giants game; hopefully they can do it again.
And now, on this glorious day of victory of all that is right and good about the world, we shall begin to see if Chuck speaks the truth.