Not only is Donald Trump the paragon of physical beauty himself, he is also the owner of the Miss Universe and Miss USA Pageants. So who better than he to set the standards for beauty.

Here's Trump telling Larry King his Donaldlicious thoughts on Angelina Jolie:

"Angelina Jolie is sort of amazing because everyone thinks she's like this great beauty. And I'm not saying she's an unattractive woman, but she's not beauty, by any stretch of the imagination. I really understand beauty. And I will tell you, she's not -- I do own Miss Universe. I do own Miss USA. I mean I own a lot of different things. I do understand beauty, and she's not."