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Steve, Don't Eat It!
Posted: Jan 23, 2008 in Culture, Things to do
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Pickled Pork Rinds.
Yeah, this won't make any sense until you just go check out the site...
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WARNING:
I literally had to hold my nose closed so as to avoid spraying coffee all over my desk while laughing.
Am afraid I looked like a complete idiot laughing hyena-style, by myself, at my desk, for the entire office to see/hear
I had tears streaming down my face by the time I had read up to Volume #6.
I may now be addicted to "Steve, Don't Eat It" Archives.
one huge thank you goes out to Sewer_Harpy for the find of the millennium... check it out here
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Stop what you're doing and read that blog! (Unless what you're doing is eating. You might want to finish that first.) It is the funniest thing I've read in a very long time. Warning: Content is akin to toilet humor and colorful language is employed. Here's a sample:
"While perusing the "Good Lord, NOOOO!" aisle of the supermarket, I came across the atrocity known as Dolores Brand Pickled Pork Rinds. These are not the crunchy pork rinds you'll often see over by the chips. These are their grosser, soggier, potentially botulism-ier cousins.
The label says "Ready to Eat." They left off "By Dumb-Asses."
OH MY GOSH.
Omg, omg, omg.
I'm pretty sure that 1.) everything he eats is absolutely FOUL, 2.) he's a pretty damn good writer, 3.) this blog is f'ing entertaining as hell, and 4.) I will not be consuming breast milk or silk worm pupa anytime soon.
OMG.
C'mon you two...We've all eaten at our crapeteria at the Star...Steve's snacks are five-star compared to the "Biscuit and lack of hair-net gravy" I had for breakfast a few weeks ago, or the "Jesus Christ! That nacho just moved on it's own" I had last Wednesday...
s.h.
I shouldn't have read this at work, because it actually made me laugh out loud. Freaking hilarious!
OMG ... Vol 6 made me throw up in my mouth a little.
Great find! I love the way this is written. I really enjoyed the 1991 Urkel-O's post. The other content on his site is pretty hilarious too.
OMG ... Vol 6 made me throw up in my mouth a little.
Natto, I can attest to, is PURE NASTINESS. The sushi chefs at a restaurant I used to work at would make it for themselves. OMG. Disgusting.
OMG ... Vol 6 made me throw up in my mouth a little.
Not that eating pickled pig flesh or silk worm pupa or Beggin Strips are any better.
OK, google something called "Three Squeak(s)."
I don't know if you'll ever want to eat again.
http://maxent.org/ch/exotic_food.html
(Not to pick on Chinese cuisine specifically...all cultures have some pretty super gross stuff.)
I just don't even know what to say about that. This guy should hook up with that guy from "The Nasty Bits." At least that guy gets paid for doing this.
Steve's a really good guy, and has helped my blog tremendously many times (check The Sneeze Sidebar baby, yeah!)