My name is Robert and I can't stop thinking about ninjas. These guys are cool; and by cool, I mean totally sweet.

Fact: Ninjas are mammals.

Question: Why is everyone so obsessed about ninjas?

Answer: Ninjas are the ultimate paradox. On the one hand they don't give a crap, but on the other hand, ninjas are very careful and precise.

Q: I heard that ninjas are always cruel or mean. What's their problem?

A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. Just like other mammals, ninjas can be mean OR totally awesome.

Ninjas keep it real 24/7, and ninjas never give a shout out... they give a shhhh out.

I played the ninja in this short.

A Ninja pays half the rent

ps not really

Ninja Fact #3: The purpose of the ninja is to flip out and kill people.

I'm sure everybody's already aware of this, but while we're on the topic of ninjas ...

http://askaninja.com/

I'm not really here.......you can't see me

I know who you are. And you KNOW I know who are. And I know that you know that I KNOW who you are.

So there.

Don't they use Ninjas as extras for James Bond flicks?

The Onion: Ninja parade slips through town unnoticed again.