So I made it to the first Thursday of the month Goth/Industrial night at Locals Only last night and to my surprise, there were sushi chefs serving the raw goods atop a completely naked girl. I had never seen such a sight and feeling in a courageous and cultured spirit, I indulged on a baby squid that rested on a miniture taco shell filled with seaweed. The naked girl was laying on a table with various sushi dishes being served on top of her. I had imbibed several Ruination IPAs and decided to ask the naked sushi girl, "What are you doin later?" as I bit into the head of the baby squid. She made a half smile and I achieved the response I was looking for. The rest of the shortened night was spent talking to possibly the youngest and most beautiful rocket scientist I've ever met. No, the naked girl wasn't a rocket scientist. She was merely a serving table. Indianapolis has it's little hidden surprises. You just have to be out there looking for them.