I'm not quite ready for my Best of list, (I know you all are as jittery as Rosie O'Donnell in the buffet line to get my list...right?), but to hold you over until then, here's my Worst of 2007 list. Note the three-way tie for number 1, as I just couldn't bear to judge two of those films better than the others.

(10.) "Awake"-Would have been higher on the list but for a wet T-shirt shot of Jessica Alba. Sorry, I'm a pig.

(9.) "Perfect Stranger"-Bruce Willis and Halle Berry in a thriller with no thrills and a supporting character who is sometimes sinister, sometimes not.

(8.) "Evan Almighty"-How do you make Steve Carell not funny? I still don't know quite how they managed to do it.

(7.) "Ghost Rider"-Marvel's darkest super hero makes jokes. This could have been a dark masterpiece, but instead was a bore. My skull's on fire. Heh heh.

(6.) "The Reaping"-Dull, boring horror film with no scares, but plenty of swamp folk talking to Hilary Swank.

(5.) "Hannibal Rising"-A half-baked origin story exploring the psychology of one of the great cinematic characters in history, but totally ignores psychology.

(4.) "The Invisible"-I killed you, but now I love you. Oh, so you're not dead? Great! Let's go out.

(1a.) "Norbit"-Eddie Murphy...can you at least make me laugh once? Just once?

(1b.) "The Condemned"-Vapid, empty, crass, action film starring wrestler Stone Cold Steve Austin. An ultraviolent action flick that chastises its audience for watching an ultraviolent action flick.

(1c.) "Daddy Day Camp"-When did Cuba Gooding Jr. become a garbage man? He's apparently stopped acting and is picking up Eddie Murphy's trash. By the way, his Oscar is hereby officially revoked.

With apologies to some films I missed: "License to Wed," "Underdog," "Epic Movie," "The Heartbreak Kid," "Good Luck Chuck," "Next," "The Hitcher," "The Invasion," "The Comebacks," "Dragon Wars," "Primeval," "Bratz," "I Know Who Killed Me."

Your turn. What did I miss? Tell me why I'm wrong, or agree with me.