The Aliens Arrive Today!

Drinky_McGee

October 14, 2008 by Drinky_McGee

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And not a moment too soon. Keep your eyes peeled, my friends. I heard they are bringing whiskey and kazoos. Our problems are solved.

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Jenny Elig
Jenny Elig, October 14
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I don't like whiskey or kazoos.

I'll bring my bass.

Drinky_McGee
Drinky_McGee, October 14
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I don't know what good a fish is going to do you at a time like this, but ok. It's your funeral.

And if all of the rest of you talking monkeys will click the link in the initial post, you will see shocking photograpic evidence that THEY HAVE ARRIVED!!! Rejoice, my happy children, for salvation is at hand.

Jenny Elig
Jenny Elig, October 14
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Not that kind of bass, silly.

joe.shearer
joe.shearer, October 14
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Are they here yet?

I'll bring "that kind" of bass. We need to make sure we preserve our marinelife in this new order. And it will be soothing and healing to watch him/her swim around for awhile.

Drinky_McGee
Drinky_McGee, October 14
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It would suck if someone tried to play the fish and eat the instrument. Oh wait, that wouldn't suck. It would be awesome.

The aliens are here, although you certainly won't see any coverage of it on Indy.com. Why, I've seen them flying around out there all day like they own the place (which they do). But where are the headlines? I CALL SHENANIGANS!!! This is clearly a cover up. How much did it cost to buy your silence, Indy.com? How much? Probably no more than a pinch on the cheek and a bag of Funyuns.

Jenny Elig
Jenny Elig, October 14
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Much as I like Funions, I don't like cheek-pinching. Not any kind of cheeks.

However, I cannot speak for anyone else on staff.

Drinky_McGee
Drinky_McGee, October 14
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I bet you people also know what happened to JFK. IT WAS CHRISTOPHER LLOYD ON THE GRASSY KNOLL, WASN'T IT?

I would urge all of you to come clean at once. The truth shall set you free. Unless, you're, like, in prison for a crime you are guilty of. The truth won't set you free in that circumstance.

joe.shearer
joe.shearer, October 14
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C'mon, it was up...and to the left. Up...and to the left. Chris Lloyd was actually at street level, not on the grassy knoll. I know...I was there next to him, talking about how much "Cleopatra" sucked and the buzz on "Dr. Strangelove."

Drinky_McGee
Drinky_McGee, October 15
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The truth comes out. LET JUSTICE BE DONE THOUGH THE HEAVENS FALL!

Joey Fingers
Joey Fingers, October 15
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Drinky... they were talking about this on WZPL this morning. IT MUST BE REALLLLL!!!!

Drinky_McGee
Drinky_McGee, October 15
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Please tell me the aliens abducted Smiley. Oh, please tell me that.

Joey Fingers
Joey Fingers, October 15
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No abduction took place on-air. I can't speak for what happened after.

Drinky_McGee
Drinky_McGee, October 15
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I bet a little probing would boost the ratings to Mars.

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