Sherri Pfouts. Have I ever told you that you are my most favorite? I'm honored to be the first person to pollute your profile page. And that you're my pal. sniff :)

I blush. :) And no, I'm not pulling your leg.

I heart the Pfouts! Pfouts fan numero uno, right here. I just painted that farm house of yours powder blue so it fits on in to mah dream too. I'm tunin' the banjo and writin' picture stories later.

I love you more! I'll have dinner ready in a little bit...but you never told me, what are you wantin' for breakfast?

Just picked up the latest issue of INtake...hope this helps.

Braden is going down.

What a shameless self-promoter! Actively campaigning for the most popular slot. Makes you a perfect fit for INtake!

I want to be on the most popular page too! Maybe I can get some of your overflow votes.

Vote for Joe for most popular. I'll put a soda machine in the cafeteria and vote to give everyone Fridays off!

I'm already a fan, so I guess I did my part. Then again, I'm also a fan of Braden, so I think that cancels me out. Oops. Sorry.

Hmmm...Braden has 130 fans. That's a lot of fans. Maybe you need to try a different approach. Get Braden's fans to de-fan him!

I have 129 fans and 1 Sherri Pfouts, baby. This may be a man's man's man's world but it ain't nothing' ... NOTHIN' ... without my fantasy rollergirl!

Hello

James B is your newest Rollergirl fan. I can't wait for the season to start. I hope I see some Pfightin'!

I love Touretta Lynn with all of my heart... And not just because she beats me up in the rink and takes my lunch money!

Touretta Lynn is the onliest rollergirl for me.

I'm on it, "Foots"

Sherri Pfouts is my favorite girl ever! And she's almost as lovely as Tom Klubens!

Sherri Pfouts (Mrs. Lynn) is my favorite little sister and I am a huge fan of hers. I'll do whatever I can to make sure she is the most popular. Can't wait for the new roller girl season. GO TORNADO SIRENS!!

Hottest blocker I know!!! Touretta is #1 baby!!!

I miss you beating the crap out of me!

I think we are one in the same - 'cept yr a badass!

I heart Touretta Lynn...anally speaking

Thanks 4 Fanning me!

WAAAHAHAHAHAHA! I seriously love Busty Sanchez!

So it ain't so Sherri. Say it ain't so.

They're hypnotic. 'Specially the big'uns...

Me loves Sherri Pfouts.

That is all

Let us surge forth upon the Mandybilly Movement!

I love my Touretta Lynn. Even, no, especially, when she knocks me to the floor.

This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill - the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill - you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes.

You can fight crime with me any day, sister!

BJC.

I am a fan of the BJC....although we are breaking all the rules by merely mentioning it, arent we?

Miss Ya.Don't be a stranger.

Okay, so those of us who followed the naming convention for indy.com are in a little club we call the Dot club. Anyone in the Dotclub will call you Sherridot. I'm determined to make this happen.

And I'm a gigantic loser, but life is more fun this way.

Joedot

Hi Sherridot

According to legend, it was decreed by the Gods that a group of originals would be renamed in the image of the great indy.com (maybe the lead god's name is Indy Com...not sure about that).

Anyway, those who were loyal and true (collectively called Those Who Were Loyal and True) were renamed in the following style: firstname.lastname, and forged in the fires of the indy.com cyberspace.

Those brave souls were then tapped for life everlasting in what would be known as the Dotclub, and would have a cool nerd nickname for all eternity.

Henceforth, you are Sherridot. I am Joedot. jim.walker is Jimdot, doug.hineline is Dougdot, and so on.

Our privilege and curse is that we must eternally seek out those believers and induct them into the club. Our souls ache for it, and our Gods demand it.

Well hells yeah...

Congrats to Touretta Lynn and the rest of the NRG team! Last night's win was fantastic!

I love Sherri Pfouts eighteen times!

Pfouts...where you at now?