Today:
I was born in the summer on 1973 to a rural family in Vincennes, Indiana. Some of my earliest memories include collecting eggs from the chicken coupe, returning with upwards of 19 or 20 peck marks on my face alone. I lettered in soccer and wrestling at Lincoln High School, where I came under the personal tutilege of Rev. Francis "Mad Dog" McManus SJ. Father Frank, as I so affectionately referred to him, taught me the true meaning of wrestling.
Later in life, I grew to be an avid bowler, which made me the obvious choice to play Liam, the silent but deadly, fat guy dancing associate of Jesus "The Jesus" Quintano(although I was later recast as a dancing girl). When the Cohen brothers came calling at my adopted home in Winthrop, Massachusetts' prestigious Governors Park, I couldn't refuse.
Today, I entertain captive audiences with my own one man show, entitled, "No Father, Don't", which runs every winter at the Cape Cod Playhouse in Hyannis.
Nice screen name. I think you and Taffy will get along famously.
Its all about the pure nutmeg