Venus Castillo stole her rommates' boyfriend, Braman Miranda in Chicago, married, had a kid named Mark. A few years later Braman had to go to their native land of the Philipines for a week. He returned on Dec. 31, 1976, had unprotected sex with Venus, and on the last day of the ninth month of 1977 I was forced out of the womb.

I like ideas. Someday I plan to finish some. I love art. I love music. I can't pull off either, but the fun is in the trying. I can snap my fingers - taught myself a decade ago and I'm still boasting about it. I'm working on whistling now, but I had to fire my last couple of trainers. I'm quiet, unless I'm loused. If I'm loused I mumble. Sometimes I talk to make noise. I get chills when I say things and it sounds like my dad. I've got a touch of an accent. My voice breaks sometimes when I get excited. I like jumping about and hopping on things. I'm a pop culture snob and I get pissed when I'm wrong. I have an aversion to seafood. My frisbee skills have often been called awesome. I hate f------ with my hair. I like bad comedys. I also like good ones. I'm easily distracted.