I smell dead people. I really like dead people. They're cool and all. They just smell really bad.

Dude,

Remember that time, we had all those people pinned down in the mall, and we got most of 'em, until Frank got all impatient and took a screwdriver in the ear? Good times...good times...

s.h.

Zombieguy you sound REALLY cool! I am so glad to hear you are a fan of mine :)

Who are you REALLY, Zombieguy??? Are you trying to compete with Braden on "Fan count"?

Ninjas ARE scary. To mortals AND the undead.

I just want Braden's brains ... mmm, brains.

Did you have anything to do with the zombie choreography in the Thriller video?

I saw "Night of the Living Dead" at a drive-in here in Indianapolis (I believe it was 1967) with three friends of mine from College. One, who is from Detroit, had already seen it.

He was a horror fan, and said it was the most terrifying film he had ever seen. He referred to a review that warned families to not take children. The reviewer said that while children frequently go to horror movies, at least at that time, to engage in some healthy screaming, children were described as leaving the theater sobbing after seeing this movie.

After seeing it, particularly the scene where the little girl is stabbing her mother with a trowel, I not only understood, but I have not been able to go back and see it to this day!

I will be forwarding a photo this week.

Do you eat brains with ketchup? I love ketchup.

I'm interested to know if Congress has launched an investigation on performance-enhancing drugs in the zombie community, because it seems like it's becoming a plague. I just don't see how you guys went from the step-drag Romero days to all of a sudden Zack Snyder comes along and you guys are world-class sprinters. I know I'd be looking at the connection between your cousins and that Danny Boyle guy over in London. It's that Boyle guy that got it all started, I'd bet.

Creepy and Exciting. That you are, Zombieguy.

I want to thank all of you for voting me back onto the People front. I wish I could eat ALL of you.

You're on my list now. You and your severed eye.

Here's something I've been dying to know...have you ever been eating someone and they turn into a zombie while you're eating them? Wouldn't that be cannibalism? What's up with that, dude? Gross.

Do you like your Evil Brains diced, sliced, or karate chopped?

I second Braden's motion on brain size...mine might be a modest appetizer or nibble at best. About the size of one deep fried mushroom.

Fresh squeezed puhleeze

See, that's why I stick to just eating brains. No brains, no reanimation. I don't need the competition when I'm going after you cattle... err people.

Hell is overflowing, and Satan is sending his damned to us. Why? God is punishing us. You have sex out of wedlock. You kill your unborn. You have man on man relations, same sex marriages. How do you think your God will judge you? Well, friends, now we know. When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.

For those of you who don't know...

That is a quote from a televangelist in the movie Dawn of the Dead.

Personally, I think "Night of the Living Dead" (1985) is your finest work.

I hope you've tried brains with some fava beans and a nice chianti. It's excellent. (I know, but I had to do it.)

You're kinda cute in a walking dead sort of way.

You are too kind, sir!

Awe shucks.

Do you ever eat re-fried brains?

I keep an axe by my front door incase you visit. Made it myself.

I love your work, especially the drooly bits. Do you fancy yourself a slow zombie or a fast zombie? Cause if it's a fast zombie invasion were all pretty much SOL.

Actually yes, they're quite delicious... though VERY fattening. Also, they give me gas.

I must be living (or dying) right if my first fan is Zombieguy!

Luv the Green. But my brains would be listed more as a vegetable on the food pyramid.

Wow Zombieguy! I had no idea there were so many undead around Indianapolis!

The cost of gravesites is very reasonable.

Slow - but quiet. For example, I'm right behind you. CHOMP!

Happy Halloween, Zombieguy!

What a wonderful night. I shouldn't have gorged myself on the flesh of all those victims. Burp.

The Bat is a scary thing......scary, scary thing. Good luck with the victims. I'll see if I can find you some brains for you this week.

Hey, living an online life through a Zombie is cool! Keep it up!

It's so. I'm sorry. My brain must have been eaten.

Wow can believe I haven't fanned the Zombieguy yet! My fault brotha, I remedied that!

Are brains good for your cholesterol?

It ain't gonna kill me, sister.

What the hell are you supposed to be?

So, now that Halloween is over, do you turn into a Charlie Brown Christmas Special character?

Who is the Hot celeb of the day?

Liz Hurley

I've been debating that. Perhaps Grinchguy?

Hey this is my notice to you to stay out of my nightmares. Okay? They were perfectly fine and kinda hot when ZombieGrrl was making solo appearances. Then YOU had to show up...she doesn't need a costar okay? Got it?? Next time you show your rotting flesh in my nightmares I'm gong to dream up a vat of acid to throw you in.

You're getting sleepy. sleepy. bwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

what is all this dot business about anyway?

sorry man going to need my brain for a little bit and i should probably get a check for that whole brain cancer thing not a zombie nor cannibal but i would guess that tumor isnt the greatest taste.

karma's a b*tch sometimes:) Actually I don't know...I did have some....hmmm.

Thanks for the add zombieguy. I was wondering if you had some good advice one how to choose a yummy brain? Is it sort of like choosing veggies in the market?

Much like vegetables, fresh is always better.

Your Karma points are falling faster than an ACME anvil.

I been kind of busy fewl!

Yeah, but check out joblo.com...they have a full story, including the rumor of Maggie Gyllenhaal playing Mary Jane, which is just gold.

I know about the "when life gives you lemons" deal. But wtf are we supposed to do when life gives you avacados?

Have you seen the new Day of the Dead yet?

I hear it's terrible