Today:
When I was little and heard about the Naughty & Nice list, I didn't care which list I was on. I just wanted to keep the list.
These days, I'm more of a List Activist, spurred by a certain faux newsman's libelous, prejudicial and unethical treatment of bears. Even List Keepers need areas of specialty.
Clearly you are worth keeping an eye on. A severed eye that is.
I'm thinking I need to be on your people list so I won't be put on some other less desirable but all too familiar list.
Les Desirable? He's ok, but I've met more preferable guys.