You're watching MTV, the cool, brainwashing, 12-year-old-and-younger station that hides behind a slick image. We're so cool that we decide what's cool. And now MTV News. The News that is single-handedly dumbing-down our country, which is cool.

Hey, a nipple is a nipple.

"Great spirits have always found violent opposition from mediocrities. The latter cannot understand it when a man does not thoughtlessly submit to hereditary prejudices but honestly and courageously uses his intelligence."

"You can pretty much milk anything with nipples."

Who lives in the east 'neath the willow tree Sexual Harassment Panda! Who explains sexual harassment to you and me Sexual Harassment Panda! Don't say that don't touch there Don't be nasty says the silly bear He's come to tell you what's right and wrong Sexual Harassment Panda!

Crap, I would love to go to Yats but I can't today. I need to work through lunch to meet a few deadlines. Thanks for the offer though. Definitely next time.

I asked myself "Why don't I attempt to create a dialog with all of the other people who have "art" as one of their tags?" Though not knowing where the move might take me, I felt that the tag alone was reason enough to become a fan of yours. Essex (oops! Pushed submit too soon earlier)

Check out "Bob Turkey"

what is up? welcome 2 indy.com!

karma w----

Happy New Year to all of you "art interest" people I'm a fan of. Perhaps our paths will cross at an art event in 2008. Perhaps in '08 there will be a loosely organized gathering of the indy.com arts community at an event or gallery walk. If so, or not, have a good one either way. Cheers!

grrrr...am I to never surpass your Karma count??? I am distraught.

Sewer Harpy and Ronlewhorn are set to duke it out in a bare knuckles brawl for indy.com comedic supremacy!

You are one comical man. Between this, they HM story, and the bogus reviews, you keep this site alive!!!

how can Panda Express not serve Panda? it's on their logo, in their name... BS! good one brotha!

Another Cali kid? There are so many more of us than I thought. :)

I've never been known to turn down an invitation like that. Anytime man!

What year did you finish at IWU? I just got out last year.

what up... ok so I told Bill that we are going to be there on Thursday and he sent me an email back and said that he can't wait, sounds like fun.

ummmm yeah.... where are the other ladies??????

u dont hav 2 say u hav a waight problem u r fine jis the way u r

glad you're feeling better buddy. next week we shall drink! at least you and I and ronlewhorn.

not even one of your top people anymore? where's the love?

I have sexual fantasies about Sewer Harpies. I am actually in the market for a good Hell Hound as well. If you know of a breeder please let me know. Also in search of a mint green suit and a sword cane.

HAH! I just burst into laughter so now everyone in my office is going to need an explanation and I don't have one to offer up!

Hey - there's this secondhand store in San Fran that has a great selection or sword canes...beware the dumpster out back...

I purchased it, I am reading "You Suck" at the moment.

hey brotha, where is McCormick & Schmick's?

i have more karma points than yoooooo-uuuuuuuuuu...

DOOD! I had a death in the family and then was in Austin, TX for south by southwest. I'm back, kind of. Let's drink!

popping by to 'virtually' say hi. ugh.

hey who was the author of lamb again?

waiting on your Ital. review!!!