Konrad.Marshall

The world is in financial turmoil, but apparently there are still a few men out there with more than enough pennies to rub together. And that…

The room is full of 20-something women, and I’m sitting in a darkened corner spying on the proceedings like some dirty old man. Bugsy t…

It’s the biggest porn convention in the world — a weeklong annual celebration where the Dirk Digglers and Rollergirls of America …

Sex and power go together. The give. The take. The thrill of authority. The ecstasy of resignation. And no one knows this better than a domin…

A woman, naked, is hanging from four chains, each connected to a wrist or ankle. A barebacked (and bare-fronted) couple is swathed in leather…

When I think of how I felt on the Master Cleanse (that’s right, “felt” – I gave up), I can’t think of any worse experience in m…

I’m looking for reasons to quit. Every time I tell someone about this diet, they twist their head sideways and say, “Um, I don…

Cranky is not the word. Cranky doesn’t cut it. I am a cauldron of rage. I kept reading that “irritability” would be one of …

I am hungry. So hungry. Last night just before midnight, I walked into the kitchen and smelled what I swore could have been a four-course mea…

Why am I doing this to myself? I could just say, “It was a health and fitness story idea assigned by my editor,” but it’s m…