I feel good!

Aren't you dead?

You can't kill a sex machine. I'm just takin a nap baby.

Dirt nap. Regardless, glad to have you. Loved your work in The Gospel Starlighters.

Delicious.

Hair is the first thing. And teeth the second. Hair and teeth. A man got those two things he's got it all.

I got a wife who likes expensive things, so she takes all the cash.

What the funk!?!

Baby you fine. I hope you live 200 years, and that I live 200 years minus one day, so I never know beautiful people like you passed away.

Hate to be the first...uh...second one to tell you this James but you already died.

The one thing that can solve most of our problems is dancing.

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Que Pasa People, Que Pasa Hit Me!

James Brown! I knew it! Your grooving funkiness is so dope, even death can't keep you from it! Cuz you feel GOOD, baby!

You think I can take him with shameless pleas for friends?

Kudos on the 200 years comment. As long as I look half as funkalicious as you...then I can die a happy girl.

Dude, do you still have the suit you wore in Rocky IV?

You know I do. Travel back in time with me my brother and wonder at my chicken head bob dance and my Oprah hair. Dig my funky feet at 1:39

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHqUipinDyw

Funkalicious! I like that. I think I'll Bedazzle that on the back of my next jump suit.

What is this? Survivor: Crack Island? I thought you lost that battle JB. HIT ME! Not even the hardest tweakin' man in show business can take me down. I'm the Minister of The New New Super Heavy Funk! WATCH YA'SEFF!

All aboard.. the night train. You never fail to make me shake me bum.

Man, even for a dead guy, you look like hell.

I just woke up.......from the dead. Besides, Leann said I look funkalicious. Shouldn't you be at the movies or something?

Did you see the Pfightin last year? Good Lord ... not again!

The hardest thing about being James Brown is I have to live. I don't have no down time.

Since I know everyone will be out gettin' their funky groove on this weekend, I thought I'd share some of my finest dance moves so you can do your thing on the dance floor in style.

NOW TURN YOUR SPEAKERS UP LOUD AN' GET DOWN! SOUL TRAIN! UHHH!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zdz88MBWomo

HEY! James Brown's about to own this cornhole tournament....Uhhh...Hit Me!

Go Colts!

I know who you are now.

Well I know who's you is too. You're a freaky looking dude with weird hair.

Oh wait...

That's right. Everyone knows who James B is. I'm the Prime Minister of Funk, the Grand Godfather of Soul, and the first cat that put the Snap, Crackle, and Pop in your mama's bowl.

Your back up dancers are quite tasty. They'll work nicely for my birthday celebration. I think I smell their old funk breath from here already. MMMMMM......

What brought ya hear JB? The big Indy.com Corn Hole Tournament?

I's born here. And I's born to funk. I like to stay away from the cornhole.

It's almost Dec. 25th and you know what that means.

James B has got to get back to heaven. But before I go, I'll leave you cats with one more fine display of my funky dance grooves.

This is a little dance I like to do for Mrs. Claus right before I give her some of my Good Good Lovin.

Aw, now come on! Someone's gotta keep her warm while Santa's out deliverin' presents!

http://www.elfyourself.com/?id=1157213008

Merry Christmas to all and to all a good foot!

Step back! I wanna kiss myself! UNNNGHH!....I feels good!

Funkalicious! you're funny.

you like LYRICS BORN?