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Heyy Guys :)
My Name Is Stevi (Yes like Stevie Nicks Like I Get asked 10,950 times a day) haha I'm 21 Years Old and I just moved to Indy and am looooving the city life Well... minus this lil story of how the outraged homeless who mosey (is that even a word) on into my work place promptly at 11:00 each morning to briefly converse with me about how nice the weather is (totally normal homeless person talk right?) and I say Yes, Yes the weather has been nice
I mean because I am as nice to the homeless as the next naive white girl, but when they come in REAKING of piss and booze, donning their same, relentless flannel, half blind and half brained-getting in the faces(seriously like 2 inches) of the hosts of where i am employed (okay sadly its only me host) talking crazy about how nice the weather is(totally normal homeless man talk) but talking about how the weather is so nice and would I want to go skinny dipping in the river?(Equals FREAKING me out Status), and then going on to question why I don't want to go skinny dipping?(total mental patient question)-after i politely- as I can- decline and then outragedhomelessman tries to convince me its perfectly normal to go skinny dipping with your nieces and nephews (Okay get the Hell out before i add more decoration to your lovely velcro shoes by puking bright shiny hues of slimy green vomit (Courtesy of My beloved Energy drink) all over them.

*Note:This little informative on the homeless was not me in any way shape or form discriminating the beloved homeless that grace our beautiful downtown streets-Most are actually pretty nice-but Im sorry this was one I just had to talk smack about ;) *

But Yeah other than my little altercation and getting used to friggin rush hour traffic, I'd say Indy has treated me pretty well, its pretty much of a culture shock from where I come from about 2 hours North, a population roughly of 6,000, you know-the kind of town where the most worthy, handsome, popular quarterback falls in love with the most sought after virgin blonde (okay technically virgin) cheerleading captain, get married the day after they graduate because he's SO going to make it big in the NFL, so it's okay. Flash Forward 5 years Later: He temporarily took a job at the high school as assistant gym teacher a year into their marriage...but is still there cus WHOAH the regular gym teacher had a little stroke so he is now THE gym teacher, meanwhile virgin blonde is at home-barefoot, tripping over beer cans, and wiping poopy butts on her 4 year who has yet to be potty trained, chasing her 3 year old around who has recently developed an obsession with peepees (hmm another virgin blonde in the making?) and is successfully pregnant with her third...and well I have already gone on too long I think you can pretty much imagine the rest of the fairytale;
Oh small town how I never miss thee..

Hmmmm What Else To Know About Me?(as if you havent absorbed enough profanity)
-Random TIME-
*I'm a personal psychologist to anyone who wants to talk-I'll analyze the crap out of your problems and have a solution for you with a prominent happy ending within a half hour or less (Yay I'm a walking episode of 7th Heaven!)

*I've Never eaten at Taco Bell in my life...Puke City.

*TOTALLY Apiphobic...seriously-Google it.

*I am ALMOST convinced I'm a Gay Man Trapped In A Girl's Body Why?
Well Lets See-
#1 FagHag Of Indy Right Here-I have so many gay friends its RIDIC-What Can I Say? I Just Think Gay People Make The World A Better Place-They're The Funnest People Since...Ever
#2. I Often catch myself talking in Text Format example: O M G! and sometimes I SWEAR I have to catch myself before saying IDK or LOL...actually out loud-now if thats not gay IDK what is.
#3.I'm CONSTANTLY scamming on guys...hey i'm engaged im NOT dead, and yes I often replay me substituting that cliche anorexic girl thats in every Maroon 5 video rolling around with Adam Levine Between the sheets in my head over and over and over-like Wayne and Garth Would Say: SHAAAWING

Okay okay im done with all this craziness (woe is me)
-my main purpose here is for entertainment, Some Indy Knowledge, to continue my enjoyment of Indy.com mag that i so effortlessly discovered while at my work place working of course. I laugh out loud at almost all the articles, hey I enjoy a good witty, bad ass sense of humor :) and to maybe meet some new friends along the way-Don't Be Shy ima people person :) BUT no perves please, because IM the only one thats allowed to let those kind of endorphines into my mind...and what..*awkward pause*...not.