Today:
I like to keep it real. Sometimes, I think about being awesome and it brings a tear to my right eye. The kind of tear where it's just a single drop, not that girly streaming stuff. Also, I prefer ninjas over pirates cause pirates probably smell really bad. And, Godzilla is really weak. Keeping it real can be really cool. Most people don't get it. But, when they do, they are like, "Ahhh, I get it now. I was not keeping it real, and Fred was." When the sun is out, it feels good. My favorite drink at Starbucks is the Americano. Try it. You'll like it. Ok. I'm out. Rollin' VIP.
Godzilla is NOT weak. He's the king of the monsters, baby. K-I-N-G. King.
Rumor has it we miss having you around. I can't confirm. Hope all is good in Illi.
Check out this totally sweet and kick-ass website...its all about NINJAS (which are awesome)...http://www.realultimatepower.net
Cool. You can open up the Chicago bureau of the indy.com fan club. Good to see you.
Godzilla is just big. If predator were the size of Godzilla we'd all be screwed.
PS I used to be a ninja, but contract killing was murder on my social life.
I heard that there was this ninja who was eating at a diner, and when some dude dropped a spoon the ninja killed the whole town.
http://www.cafepress.com/realninja
Cool ninja swag
http://www.askaninja.com/
Might as well add this to keep the ninja links going
When I cry, I'm all girlie and stuff.
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What you know you can't explain, but you feel it. You've felt it your entire life, that there's something wrong with the world. You don't know what it is, but it's there, like a splinter in your mind, driving you mad.
Dude, I'm the f------ king of the f------ monsters. Got that? Good.
Fred, shoot me your personal contact info. We haven't talked in ages and I have lots to update you on. :)