Bryan, your profile is LAME

I second the LAME

Don't you do this stuff for a living????

No actually I'm just a poser. I don't even know how to upload a profile pic. Someone wanna come over and help me?

Much improved ... now add some g*amn photos

I accidentally took some candy from your office...and by accidentally, I mean, I waited for you to leave and then I hand picked the finest selection of Tootsie rolls and butterscotch things.

It's about time! Glad to see you decided to join the "digital" revolution. :) And taunting me with Twix...that's cruel...just cruel...

People are harsh Broseph. You're not so bad. Tell 'em I said so.

PS: Where the hell are my tile ads?! Just kidding. But seriously, where are they? Kidding. Seriously.

I breathe Green fire in the morning

I spit my pop.

Don't you hate when people put their candy wrappers back in the bowl?

Yes Leann; for those unique individuals this holiday season, they should get individually wrapped mothballs. Wouldn't you agree? :-)

You mean my photo isnt what the world looks like?

You're on my list.

You say that people pick out the suckers in your candy bowl. So, are you in your own candy bowl? :-D I do agree...mothballs would be appropriate for the "special ones" this holiday season.

Man, I so just gave you the finger! Hmmmmmm....Or was it the "peace" symbol...

Bry' Flo'....James Brown made the site. It's funkin' rediculous!

Yes, do you know how many licks it takes to get to....nevermind. I *am* the Kandyman. Say "Kandyman" three times Leann. Say it!

I feels good!!! Unnhh!!

You asked me about a toned photo..........you're not that white in real life turd!

You're right, I can dance way better than you.

Hey-who said Marc could use "turd" before me on your comments? Totally disreprected.

Dancing? This I must see, Kandyman, Kandyman, Kandyman. You're three times the playa'! Peeps need to eat those fruity, toostie roll thingies in your bowl. I can't see the chocolate for all that mess.

Fruity tootsie roll things are for the birds.

Hey there Bryan. I hear you're a real Don Juan around the office.

It's a bundle of lies. In fact, I use candy to lure people to be my friend.

Lureing people with Candy? That's Creepy......

Lureing people with candy? Sounds like you need Ninja Supervision

I am a little upset, there are no more sweet tarts in the 'candy bowl' are you trying to keep me out of your office? BTW, they are also Stephanie's favorite.

Wow, Bry'...what are people gonna talk about once your candy is all gone? Seriously, you should keep that thing around all year. That's gotta be worth two stacks alone! Leanna Banana, out.

What are you waiting for? You're faster than this. Don't think you are, know you are. Come on! Stop trying to hit me and hit me!

I think the internet is a fad.

Who do you think spider-man is, Bryan? Perhaps I should create an alter ego. That would be more fun.

I think you should too. Perhaps you could be "Storm" from the XMen. You can take a lot of punishment from those nutty advertisers yet unleash an unholy TIDE/storm (haha get it?) on them when they p!ss you off. Okay wow it's late. That wasn't even accidentally funny. ~yawn~ I need sum sleepiezzzz ZZz z z z.

Bryan lures the hotties with a bowl of candy...i am on to his tactics. I have seen the bowl of candy in action.

I know you cannot wait for rainbow ninja to come out of the closet for the winter!!!

Yeah...he's sneaky like that.

Thanks Mr. Web Monkey!

All women have a weakness for chocolate. In fact, come to think of it, I also have a weakness for chocolate. Wait a minute....does this mean that....nawww. These fishnets sure are itching me today.

i KNEW it.

ok, i am reading the "luring of women with candy" comments....in your defense...it's working isn't it? HAHA! Maybe the guys in the office could really learn from Prof. Candyman Flores. Where are my tootsie pops?

Indeed Tara...I'm sure at this point your Tootsie Pop IV is getting quite low. You are getting weaker...weaker...you can barely move. This is all part of my master plan...only then do I show up with more Tootsie Pops...then I look like the hero! MUHAHAHAHA. I am the Kandyman Tara....say it! Say my name!

wow bryan....halloween is over you know? haha!

Are you asking me to take off my mask?...shucks.

AHHHH Noodles is not there anymore?!?! What's a girl to do?!?! Marc said it is Noodle & Co!! I am crushed.

Hmm...interesting because that is their competitor as far as I know.

Brian, it's me, Eric. You should be a fan of me..because i know you really are..this site is so ghey

Sad news, Kool. I traded in my itouch for a classic ipod. Sigh...it just wasn't enough room for all of my tunes and junk. I got an 80G. If that's not enough, then I'll just have to go buy another one and then that'll be totally rediculous. :-) Banana, out.

Some people put up a photo with their signifigant other. Some put up a fake photo or that of a super hero. I, however, believe in sharing my avatar space with the one and only, chocolate.

I DID take a big ol' bite and it was delicious.

gimmie sum.

Between your Avatar collection and the continual "random" run ins on the streets of Indy, you have become my favorite, unassuming weirdo.

I know, I know...it's all fun and games. Until someone figures you out! :-D

You're just jealous that your lens isn't as big as mine....

Yeah but yours is detachable...no pride in a prosthetic lens.

I have a cake-mate in Tara. Great sweet tooths think alike!

Speaking of tooths...they didn't take your sweet one out along with your wisdom did they?? I'd rather have sweetness over wisdom any day.

NO! I know for sure because three ginger-snap cookies (courtesy of Linda R.) disappeared in my presence today! Proof that the sweet toof still exists! In fact I'm so sweet I'll give YOU a toofache! :-p

Hah, you have ZERO karma points. Loser.

That's funny. Just what I need. A smack-talking Zombie bragging about his Karma points...how oxymoron is this. Newsflash Zombieguy: you're already dead. Your Karma has expired. But you go on thinking you're the king if it makes you feel better. Now, back to my Dead Rising game where I smack you with your own arm.

Well, I have SIX Karma points! Sadly, I have no idea how I managed that. Oh, and if you decide to go through the express line with an extra item at the Southport Super Target, beware. The DO NOT like that. :-D REBEL!

I haven't logged in here since the last time I left you a message...which it appears was the last message you received. Rememer the good ol' days when peeps spent a lot of time on this thing? Oh, and I bragged on 6 Karmas? Well, I have none now! Karma giveth and Karma taketh away.... It is better to have Karmafied and lost than to have never Karmafied at all. Sniffle.

I think the sunshine got lost in baggage claim. :-( I am here now to bring the warmth of a nice lagar on a warm day in Arizona, though! :-D Three Cheers for the Southwest!

hey nerd....there is not a noodles on the east side...how sad! Miss ya!

I wish I was a piece of cake.