BMack, you're gallery is a freaking riot. You're an animal.

So did your cat blow out the candles in that picture, or did it run behind the refrigerator like others I know would?

Note to self: googling the word Chat will not get me anywhere in finding the indian veggie "poo" dish. Hmmm.

I'm a little frightened to do an unfiltered Google search of "Hot Chat" now....oh what the hell, isn't that what Friday afternoons are for?

Thank God for that Indy.Com lighter/bottle opener you gave me. It's coming in handy while I light my Yankee Candle and open my beer simultaneously.

No doubt. I tried it too. I even hit every Indian Recipe website on the net to no avail. I even googled "Indian+Golden Grahams+grapes+chic peas+potatos+apples" and I didn't come up with anything. We should just stick with YATS.

s.h.

Why don't they make a beer scented Yankee Candle?

I would like to an open a new Candle knock-off store..."Skanky Candle". There would be scents like beer, fart, beer fart, ash tray and Smokey Peaches.....mmmm smokey peaches.

You should call it SKANKY KANDLE because the K in Kandle makes it extra white trash. Don't forget to include a top selling line of candles named for stripper perfumes/STD's: Honeydew Herpes, Strawberry Syphilis, Chlamydian Cantaloupe and the top seller.....Gonorrhea Grape. I think I just made myself sick.

I thought I was gross for saying "beer fart". You went to the next level, BMack. Love It!

Why aren't you working? Quit checking out all the cool people on your page that didn't really pick you...you picked them. Just keepin' real, BMack. Posers, Unite! :-D

At least I got James Brown as a fan. Ain't that right JB?

Make it funky BMack.

I'll take that as a yes.

I got ants in my pants BMack! OWWWW! HEY!

Amen brother. Me too. Keepin' it real.

Too hot for the hot tub?

It's the big pay back, Biatches! BMack, BFunky for James.

That may be the most profound statement I've heard all day.

I used to play one job and have 125 pair of shoes on the floor. What was I doing? I couldn't wear but one pair.

Nope, check that. James B just one-upped you Leann.

Happy Birthday, BMACK!!!!!! :-D It's your day...funk off if you want to!(can I say that?!?) O'well, just did.

Happy birthday BMack. You're Soul Brother Number One today.

Thanks Leann. I should upload a new profile picture now that my hair is grey. I believe I will funk off. Thanks for the suggestion.

Dude, how the hell did you know? But thanks for the temporary designation. I'm honored....I think. Does that come with any perks?

You get free words of wisdom from me all day. Like this: It doesn't matter how you travel it, it's the same road. It doesn't get any easier when you get bigger, it gets harder. And it will kill you if you let it.

That's deep brother, real deep.

Happy Birthday!!!! I left some chaat on your chair in celebration...I used the golden grahms box as the gift wrap. Hope you don't mind.

Happy Friday, Slacker! Hope you enjoyed your TIDE-less week. I'll have to recruit JamesB for the big pay back! Word.

Nice...very nice BMack! Are you sure you don't want a chapstick???

Not even a mint??? Or what about a pen or t-shirt or Koozie???? We're a one-stop-shop for all your freebie needs!

SOLD!

It's inverted, pierced and painted...

Oooh! My favorite!

As soon as I 'm contracted for a comeback tour with the Donut's you'll be the first to know.

I accidentally dinged the Ashtray last week. It coughed up a few singles.

YATS Monday? Leslie and the crew are in...Happy belated B-day too!

Woah...that "enlarged photo" feature is rather creepy. I think I saw your soul when I clicked on yours.

Actually, I think that's just a booger.

I like Disco.

Airplane is one my favorite movies ever. Disco hit my mom like a thunderbolt, which is why she was forced to blurt it out. That explains everything...except the frozen french fry/ketchup idea.

Hey buddy, thanks for being a fan! We should hang out soon. It looks like you big with the ladies.

Big with the ladies? Well thanks Hedgehog, coming from you, that's quite an honor.

I just had a delightful Woodford Reserve bourbon ball. Dark Chocolate and booze. How could I ever be sad when those exist?

Glad you made it to hang with us Dinner Nerds. Glad you Liked the 'Mountain Dew' Too!

We need to come up with a Dinner Nerd Credo, or Saying or something. Your wife really lost her mountain dew the next morning? That's AWESOME! (if true of course, if not i'm going to curl up into a little ball afraid for approxamitly 23 seconds where i will then realize there are germs on the floor, and i'll be ok, except for the fact that I left the most continuous runon sentence on the face of the world for your reading pleasure as a caption of course; instead of its own sentence(s) ). ShaZam! P.S. I gave Rnne and Ryan the pics from Friday as well as I put one or two into my gallery. Later fellow Dinner Nerd!

I hope the "Trans" experience was all you hoped it would be. That is, if you survived. I know it would be difficult to avoid being completely consumed by it.

Hi pal!!!

OK, I just read that. You are a genius. That's a true talent my friend. Also, your gallery kicks @ss!

Thank you for pointing out that I have no friends. Sigh.

Thanks for the comment! I hope you'll like the sushi at Hisago as much as I do!

Glad you enjoy my restaurant! The Slaughter House 5 and Cheese Louise are my 2 most popular pizzas. Come try our brunch pizzas sometime and tell me what you think. My personal favorite is the Huevos Rancheros. Appreciate your comments! The Pizza Monkey

Thanks BMack for coming to our defense! I hate when people post things that are inaccurate. That is the downside of this new form of communication. We appreciate all your support and loved your reply to Herbert! Maybe he should invest in Irvington too and open the Herbert's Breadstick Bonaza!

The Jockamo Pizza Monkey

Emailing my "fans" to let people know that I am up for best pizza on the A-List. And since I am a "w----" for free advertising, thought I would ask for your vote. And of course, if you would like to pass it on, would appreciate that too. The link is below.

Thanks for your support! The Jockamo Pizza Monkey

http://wrtv.cityvoter.com/contests/best-of-theindychannel-com-a-list/1667/cheap-eats/pizza