Amy Bartner

Member since November 30, 2007

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Amy Bartner isn't wearing business-casual today. She's wearing casual-casual.

Bio

Welcome to Indy.com, slash, my profile!

I'm 26, live nearish downtown and am the (semi)proud owner of the meanest cat in the world. (Her name's Damien, and she was named as such before, well, Damien started comin' out.)

I love to eat (Yats, at any sushi place and the RAM Brewery), drink (Front Page Bar Grill, McNiven's, Talbott Street and Easley Winery,) and play (Circle Centre Mall or the Downtown Canal in summer), and I love this city.

These are my obsessions, in no particular order: Lost, Wii, painting, trying to cook, friends, Ikea and Indy.com.

Oh, also, I love really terrible pop music and really terrible celebrity blogs, though I recognize what they are and view at least one of them as a guilty pleasure. (The other's just a pleasure. You can guess which.)

My posts
My forum posts

How does a video become viral? by Amy Bartner

I’m doin’ a little experiment on making a video go viral, and was wondering if I could pick yer brains? Nosy question time! 1. Wh…

The ShamWow guy allegedly beats up a hooker! by Amy Bartner

You canNOT make something this good up. ShamWow guy Vince Shlomi hired a prostitute last month. That’s when this wholesome story goes h…

Do the Helen Keller? by Amy Bartner

I’ve heard “Don’t Trust Me” from 3Oh!3 twice on the radio today. Apparently it’s the hot new song, yes? It̵…

Would you make out with Pauly Shore? by Amy Bartner

No, this isn’t a trick question. Yes, I’m serious. What are the benefits of making out with The Weasel? SAYING YOU MADE OUT WITH …

I don't have the swine flu by Amy Bartner

So I’ve got a cough. Just a cough. No other sort of, say, flu-like symptoms. I definitely, definitely don’t have the swine flu. S…

My blog posts

Feb. 5: Douchebags anonymous by Amy Bartner

I first heard the word “douche bag” from my friend Laura in 10th grade. She had moved to Michigan from New Jersey, so when she said it, s…

Jan. 15: Budgeting burritos by Amy Bartner

I probably had just the right reaction when I saw the pie chart of my spending last month. “$369 on food??” I shrieked at my boss, who ju…

Jan. 29: Obsessed with status by Amy Bartner

With Facebook statuses, MySpace statuses, Tweets and Indy.com status updates, I’m getting tired of making up some amusing way to say that I…

Jan. 22: ‘Lost’ on the Web by Amy Bartner

I don’t just watch TV. If there’s a show worth my time, it’s more than just a show. When an episode is over, I want to read what others…

Dec. 25: Porting the parents by Amy Bartner

I’ve been wallowing at my parents’ house in Michigan for a whole week now. OK, by “wallowing,” I mean I’m eating delicious home-coo…

My group posts

Wii Fit, Day 5 by Amy Bartner

According to the Wii Fit, I’ve lost more than three pounds and I’m now 23 years old — three years younger than I actually a…

Wii Fit, Day 4 by Amy Bartner

I totally cheated on this one. I didn’t do it yesterday at all, and I just told myself last night that I could go home at lunch and do …

Wii Fit, Day 3 by Amy Bartner

OK, so I started this thing expecting what I do from most Wii games: It’s fun for the first few days, then the thrill of the whole omg-…

Wii Fit, Day 2 by Amy Bartner

OK, so I hiiiiiighly doubt at this point that my Wii Fit is doing anything for me but giving me another outlet to waste time. (Albeit a fun w…

Wii Fit, Day 1 by Amy Bartner

My first experiences with Wii Fit have been limited, but all horrible. My parents own it, and have gotten yelled at by the thing for having b…
Online games
Staff favorites

Snowball Play

Kitten Cannon Play

Premiere League Foosball Play

Other games

Rocket Cat Play

Desktop Tower Defense Play

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cheers amy. thank you for the greetings to indy.com www.jeremiahcosner.com
By jeremiahcosner, May 6, 2009

thanks for the props on my haikus. more haiku contests please!
By gvaught78, April 27, 2009

thanks for the props on my haikus. more haiku contests please!
By gvaught78, April 27, 2009

TWICE! \m/
By Erin_Livingston, April 22, 2009

i’m heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeere…..
By Erin_Livingston, April 22, 2009

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