That is a great question, and one that I might have to just ruminate on a bit. I’m not really all that sadistic, but I’m going to assume if I want to kill someone they’ve done something really bad (I mean violate my daughter bad).

I’d probably want it to look like an accident…

There was this episode of “Six Feet Under” where a guy who was in charge of cleaning the inside of this gigantic meat grinder gets in it and his boss or buddy or someone accidentally turns it on while he’s inside. Maybe I’d pick something like that, but not on accident.

Or maybe recreate the Fargo woodchipper scene.

I don’t know…there are so many viable options. Throwing someone out of a plane, but that one could badly backfire.

Here are 8 ways to kill someone with an iPod Nano:

http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2006/6...

Hee. I don’t think the earbud cord would hold up well enough to strangle someone if they were conscious, especially.

Time for an experiment!

That list doesn’t mention making them listen to Jason Mraz or Savage Garden.

Well, Drinky, it depends. It depends if I want them to suffer or not.

Here are the top 10 songs to kill someone to:

http://www.spike.com/blog/top-10...

Drinky, you’re scaring me dude.

This is my favorite book about murder:

http://www.amazon.com/Mammoth-Book-History-Murder/dp/0786707143 ⇓
The Mammoth Book of the History of Murder

It contains information on everything from the bloodthirstiest Roman emperors to modern serial killers.

That depends on how I feel about the person I’m going to kill. For instance, if it was someone I really hated, I’d probably steal a car and run them down with it, then abandon the car (but not before I removed all traces of my presence, i.e. hairs, fingerprints). But that’s just right off the top of my head.

If I killed someone close to me, say … a boyfriend, I’d probably use poison. OR WOULD I??? You’ll never know — until it’s too late — BWA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

That’s hilarious. You’re a very funny girl.

Um, have you signed that insurance policy yet? Just wondering . . .