Economic Downturns Might Be Good For Our Health

Drinky_McGee

May 13, 2009 by Drinky_McGee

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I certainly feel as fit as a fiddle.

http://www.oregonlive.com/health...

The rationale is that people do less of a lot of unhealthy things when they are unemployed. They smoke less. They drive less. They drink less (go figure, makes no sense to me). I suppose that if things keep going as they have been, we might achieve immortality.

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slutmuffin
slutmuffin, May 18, 2009
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Well, they are certainly not having any less sex. I can tell you that much.

oh right. You said UN-healthy.

Drinky_McGee
Drinky_McGee, May 18, 2009
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I’m glad that the boinking sector of the economy is holding up. Does the price of latex fluctuate greatly? Has there ever been a salmonella outbreak related to edible panties? I have all sorts of questions.

slutmuffin
slutmuffin, May 22, 2009
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Yes. The Boinking is Booming, as it were. Latex, no. Silicone, yes. Salmonella, no. Yeast infections, probably a few. (It’s all the sugar.)

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