It’s such a warm, fuzzy feeling (no pun intended) when I am the one the bosses call to fill in for a scheduling mishap.

The boss tell me, “Get here as soon as you can! I might even buy you a cookie.” Again, no pun intended.

The other day I told a co-worker if she was looking for something to do that she could “make some holes for the giant ____ to fit into.” You know, because we were getting a shipment. That time, yes, pun intended.

The adult entertainment/sex industry is so very….adult. I have the best job in the world.