I'll Need to See Some ID
MAIL ORDER HUSBANDS!
Technically, I think this means I love you the...
Goths in Hot Weather
Because I love you more and want you to be...
Emergency!
It’s such a warm, fuzzy feeling (no pun...
Hey There Sugar. What’s Your Sign?
You ever check that little daily horoscope on...
She Works Hard for the Money
alternate title: Forget the Swine Flu This is so...
Going the Distance
So, how has the Indianapolis 500 affected business...
I Love Porn (for Women)
It’s not what you think. This is totally safe for...
Going Green is Orgasmic
A man walked into the store the other day—-no this...
Happy MILF Day or Another Conversation I Could Have Done Without
My mother is 57 years old and doesn’t know...
Things on the Desk of a Sex Shop Employee
Professional shirt Bra Newsweek Magazine A letter...
Almost As Good As The Time I Saw Dave Matthews Act Like A Complete Dick In Newark Only It Wasn’t Dave Matthews Just Some Drunk Douchebag In A Coral Necklace
As I was leaving my friend’s apartment last night,...
No Exchange. No Refund.
On a scale of one to disgusting how comfortable...
Fall in Love the First Time All Over Again
Hidden away in a tiny corner of southeast...
How to Handle THAT Guy at the Bar
Hypothetically speaking, of course, say there is a...
When I Grow Up I Want to be a Drag Queen
I love drag queens. I said it. I blame watching...
Date Night at the Oval Office
If the President of the United States can still...
Take Your Daughter to the Sex Shop Day
So what did Oprah’s Midas Touch goldify this...
SO FRUSTRATED!
Remember the part where I had to reformat my hard...
Secret Shopper Salvation
At age six, for a period of several months, my...
Sex Inferno Overpowers Local Woman
I almost burnt down the sex shop today. Then I...
No Question too Stupid for a Sex Shop
There are two types of questions people ask of me...
Sex is fun(ny)...just like my life!
All through the 80’s it seemed the seedier side of...
